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Thread: So one of my roomates is a fucking fag.

  1. 10-20-2007, 12:26 AM #1
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    Default So one of my roomates is a fucking fag.

    All three of us yesterday went out to a club and got back, and told us we were being too loud coming in, that was the last straw, we didn't even make noise. We asked if he wanted to come before but he said no.

    He also takes a shower with sandles and thinks one of us used his soap. He plays Video Games all day and puts the AC all away up, and we all agree it is too fucking cold. When I have friends over he fuckings lays out on the coach, one of my friends asked if he could sit, and he replied "I am too comfy."


    Today would be Day 1 of all of us making him want to move out. First thing I did? When I took a shower I rubbed his soap all over my balls and placed a pube on it. He hasn't woke up yet.
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  2. 10-20-2007, 12:29 AM #2
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    you should wake him up with a nice dose of nuts-on-his-chin
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    Quote Originally Posted by dannybat View Post
    When I took a shower I rubbed his soap all over my balls and placed a pube on it. He hasn't woke up yet.
    ROFL bahahahahahahha... post up a pic of his face when he walks in and sees that shit... priceless
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    with large breasts...'
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    Quote Originally Posted by dannybat View Post
    All three of us yesterday went out to a club and got back, and told us we were being too loud coming in, that was the last straw, we didn't even make noise. We asked if he wanted to come before but he said no.

    He also takes a shower with sandles and thinks one of us used his soap. He plays Video Games all day and puts the AC all away up, and we all agree it is too fucking cold. When I have friends over he fuckings lays out on the coach, one of my friends asked if he could sit, and he replied "I am too comfy."


    Today would be Day 1 of all of us making him want to move out. First thing I did? When I took a shower I rubbed his soap all over my balls and placed a pube on it. He hasn't woke up yet.
    you sound like more of a bitch than he does
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  5. 10-20-2007, 12:59 AM #5
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  6. 10-20-2007, 01:00 AM #6
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    You really want to be cool? Shoot him in the temple with a nailgun while he sleeps. Then go get some diesel, and burn the body in a deserted area. Then you will know about how us DGs do!
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    hahahahahahah


    Quote Originally Posted by bis1 View Post
    You really want to be cool? Shoot him in the temple with a nailgun while he sleeps. Then go get some diesel, and burn the body in a deserted area. Then you will know about how us DGs do!
    if I recall, it's difficult to ignite diesel and usually requires compression to ignite.
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    you should offer to make him lunch and then load it up with some nice lunch meat, cheese and a huge turd.
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  9. 10-20-2007, 08:00 AM #9
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    drop duces and stop flushing the toilet, just walk away.

    also broe rape.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wu View Post
    drop duces and stop flushing the toilet, just walk away.

    also broe rape.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MetalHeadsUnite View Post
    hahahahahahah




    if I recall, it's difficult to ignite diesel and usually requires compression to ignite.
    All you need is a propane torch. You can by one with electronic ignition at any hardware store for $12.99.
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    Quote Originally Posted by koin View Post
    you sound like more of a bitch than he does
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    sam finally dropped my quote
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    hi.
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    hide his game controllers, and disconnect every cable he has in his room. Also, sounds like this kid's a pokemon collector. Burn his cards.
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  15. 10-20-2007, 10:45 AM #15
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    how fucking pathetic, sack up you vagina
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    Trepan that bitch.

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    And by the way do you guys think its weird that my roommate just takes his pants off as soon as he is done with classes for the day. He just sits there, watches tv, and doesn't have any damn pants on.

    He is taiwanese as well and can't speak english

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anon View Post
    And by the way do you guys think its weird that my roommate just takes his pants off as soon as he is done with classes for the day. He just sits there, watches tv, and doesn't have any damn pants on.

    He is taiwanese as well and can't speak english
    as long as he's wearing boxers...

    when i get home i rip my clothes off and go for a swim in the money bin.

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    it sounds to me like this dude just keeps it real and owns you
    you better back off before i jack off
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    plus
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    you sound like more of a bitch than he does
    you better back off before i jack off
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  21. 10-20-2007, 03:23 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by dannybat View Post
    All three of us yesterday went out to a club and got back, and told us we were being too loud coming in, that was the last straw, we didn't even make noise. We asked if he wanted to come before but he said no.

    He also takes a shower with sandles and thinks one of us used his soap. He plays Video Games all day and puts the AC all away up, and we all agree it is too fucking cold. When I have friends over he fuckings lays out on the coach, one of my friends asked if he could sit, and he replied "I am too comfy."


    Today would be Day 1 of all of us making him want to move out. First thing I did? When I took a shower I rubbed his soap all over my balls and placed a pube on it. He hasn't woke up yet.
    i would gladly take your roommate, sounds fine
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    real men express anger through passive-aggressive acts of rebellion such as using people's soap behind their back and then leaving a pube which they would deny doing if ever confronted
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  23. 10-20-2007, 05:34 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by koin View Post
    you sound like more of a bitch than he does
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    I love it when threads backfire. The only reason I keep coming back to this one is to see what else people have to say about what a loser you are. :O
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    Quote Originally Posted by synaesthesia View Post
    real men express anger through passive-aggressive acts of rebellion such as using people's soap behind their back and then leaving a pube which they would deny doing if ever confronted
    ROFL
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    Quote Originally Posted by wu View Post
    as long as he's wearing boxers...

    when i get home i rip my clothes off and go for a swim in the money bin.

    hahahahahah
    the game belongs to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by synaesthesia View Post
    real men express anger through passive-aggressive acts of rebellion such as using people's soap behind their back and then leaving a pube which they would deny doing if ever confronted
    ROFL
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