Webmaster Quiz

[david blaine]

If you see something you truly know and have worked with, add one point for that item. When you're done, scroll down to the bottom and see where you fit.

1. mysql_real_escape_string
2. wget -O /dev/null
3. app.vars / cookie.vars
4. config.php
5. spintf
6. /var/www
7. /sbin/usr/apache2 -k
8. #!/usr/bin/perl -Tw (the -Tw part, not the rest of this line)
9. position:absolute;
10. \n\t\

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1. Web n00bie - you've been reading dg too much
2. Welcome to 1998 - great you know stuff thats almost a decade old
5. Internet Citizen - you are familiar with the inets. Your daily internet contributions include surfing porn and posting on 4chan.
7. Computer Whore - You spend more than 8 hours on a computer each day.
9. Asian - you're asian.
10. HKM - you lied while counting to sound more elite than you really are.


I scored a 9.

[joccy]

you forgot zero

[brand0n]

ya 0 here

[chad]

I AIN'T NO WEBPAGE MASTER

[Nore]

5

[KOiN]

i'm a 7, i'm jealous of HKM

[Vershun]

wtf is a spintf? :\

[Nore]

Example

/* sprintf example */
#include <stdio.h>

int main ()
{
  char buffer [50];
  int n, a=5, b=3;
  n=sprintf (buffer, "&#37;d plus %d is %d", a, b, a+b);
  printf ("[%s] is a %d char long string\n",buffer,n);
  return 0;
}

[pad]

i've probably messed w/ most of that shit but i have an awful memory

i'll just give myself a 1 because i read dg too much

[Vershun]

Example

/* sprintf example */
#include <stdio.h>

int main ()
{
  char buffer [50];
  int n, a=5, b=3;
  n=sprintf (buffer, "%d plus %d is %d", a, b, a+b);
  printf ("[%s] is a %d char long string\n",buffer,n);
  return 0;
}

spintf != sprintf.

[tispe]

i know number 1 because back in my junior year of high school i had an "Oracle Database Management" class

i dont remember much from it but i recognize that line from there

[Vershun]

i know number 1 because back in my junior year of high school i had an "Oracle Database Management" class

i dont remember much from it but i recognize that line from there

You guys learned about PHP in Oracle DBM?

[cit1]

wtf is a vershum

[tispe]

You guys learned about PHP in Oracle DBM?

nah lol im just saying the words look like familiar keywords and shit that we learned in that class idk wtf it is but whatever

[cit1]

trust me i'm a jedi

[ryph]

so im asian now?

[zig]

-3

[Vershun]

I scored a 3, which is undefined.

[son]

STFU VERSHUN

also 5

[mhu]

5

[311Sam]

5

[pad]

fuck this quiz i could still pull all of your family trees starting with your ip addresses ask about me in the internet streets

[efex]

hey pad can you liike find out who my daddy is?

[son]

koin and them did already

[stang]

some of those have nothing to do with the webmasters

[Jodakilla]

0, but I do surf porn and post on 4chan...

[stang]

man ur a legit webpage master

[Krazy]

fuck this quiz i could still pull all of your family trees starting with your ip addresses ask about me in the internet streets

;x

[cit1]

fuck this quiz i could still pull all of your family trees starting with your ip addresses ask about me in the internet streets

you DAT nigga

[efex]

he gawt it like that

[311Sam]