Does everything in the damn world have to be blamed on Vista? Next on Slashdigg: The fires in California - Vista responsible?
Well, umm. Vista takes up more processor time, runs the computer hotter.
Computer running hotter means more power used.
Power generation contributes to global warming.
Global warming contributes to increased forest fires.
Therefore, it follows:
Vista is responsible for the fires in California.
What could possibly be more logical?