LOL @ my school's computer techs

[qbert]

So I've been having problems with my RAM in my laptop, as you probably know, since I've been bitching about it non-stop. Today I took it in to my school's tech, since the RAM that they installed was the shit that was fucked. He said no problem, he'd have to take it to the other campus because they had powertools there. So he gave me a loaner and set up FireWire to transfer all my files and shit to the loaner. So I'm sitting there watching all the files transfer and I think to myself, "OH SHIT."

Sure enough, seconds later, it's transferring files like "BIG_HUGE_VAGINA_GETS_FUCKED_HARD.mpg" and "LOLITA_IN_THE_SPRINGTIME_CUMSHOT!!!!.mpg". Awesome. He's sitting there just watching this shit. I am secretly LOLing. Not to mention all the warez that transferred, like CS2 and Win2k. After it was done, he told me I could install any software that I had legal copies of onto the loaner.

I LOL'd.

[terjit]

Nice but what school gives out computers? mine does not

[dazed]

lmfao, something similar happened to me, but I must not talk about it anymore

[themaSk]

my city's admins are fucking rad as hell, i know one of them and they're pretty hardcore. had a open network untill shit started hitting the fan.

[Duelus]

the techs at my school call URLS "earls" she said and for the earl put that site I was like wtf is earl and she said the adress I was like geeze dumbass its u.r.l

[auto]

the techs at my school call URLS "earls" she said and for the earl put that site I was like wtf is earl and she said the adress I was like geeze dumbass its u.r.l

I have no idea what you just said.

[themaSk]

I have no idea what you just said.

Just nod and agree.

[Duelus]

they don't say url they say the word earl instead

[rmk]

uh dude url is pronounced earl

what computer college did you go to? geesh

[Lil Miss Carob Snuggles]

my school's tech people suck, plain and simple

O YUO CAN GET A NEW TOSHIBA

toshibas fucking suck

[Duelus]

uh dude url is pronounced earl

what computer college did you go to? geesh

oh I always said the three letters.

[kditty]

URL (as pronounced "ERL"): Few things invoke more contempt for humanity than someone who pronounces URL as "erl." It's an acronym, not a word you douche! Between people who say "erl" and programmers who pronounce char (an abbreviation for character) as "chär" (with the "ch" pronounced like in "chart"), I get so pissed that I just want to saw my arms off.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banish

[Shasta]

My school's computer techs are dumb as well. They said I "illegally hacked" into computers on network neighborhood (that weren't password protected let em add) and then I found the folder with every printer in the building. I then had the wise idea to print from a computer in one of my calsses, all the way to the office and library with random shit such as "Phear the Mullet" "This school has been owned2k4" "Fix your security" and shit like that.

They called me down to the office after stumbling upon my personal webiste that every kid in the school knew and blamed me for printing. I was denying at first, but just said fuck it yeah i did it so what. They said I broke this law and that law and blahblah, and said if I was 18 the cop would have arrested me. it was some bogus shit. i had a tutorial on my website how to bypass teh school's xblock (porn blocker) program, and they said that was illegal and shit to.

what happend:
* Banned from the schools computer systems for ever.
* Had to pay a $25 fine hes like and it isnt coming from your parents either, and i flashed him my wallet of $50 dollar bills and i laughed in his face. i had no problem with paying for the paper or ink or whatever, it was funny as fuck.

oh yeah the tech asked me how to i did and all this shit, and wanted to know how to fix it, i told him exactly how. nothing was done. its still breachable. laugh.


peace

[rmk]

dgunit

[Duelus]

I was banned from the computers for formating a floppy in cmd prompt "Format A:" they took screen shots then took me to the princapls office and said a bunch of shit like I hacked them and was the one spamming there emals with viagra ads then banned me from the pcs for the rest of the year. so when I go back to school in a month HAHAHAHAHA im going to own them so hard there are so many holes in there security its not even funny.

[phlows]

DUDE OMG LOL IACK I HAVNT LAFED THAT HARD IN AWHILE THAT SHIT MADE ME FALL OUT OF MY CHAIR.

PS CAPS ARE TEH OWN.

[qbert]

DUDE OMG LOL IACK I HAVNT LAFED THAT HARD IN AWHILE THAT SHIT MADE ME FALL OUT OF MY CHAIR.

PS CAPS ARE TEH OWN.

u kno how we do.

[grim]

i pinted my school tech j/k didnt go

[budz]

lol i dont even remember my computer science class my senior year

first period after i just got fux0red = no memory

I remember laughing @ the dare cops kid thats about it

[Nocturnal]

I see that shit every day. I seen some fuckers trannyfuckshorse.mpeg and a bunch of other fucked up shit.

[qbert]

FYI: I'm not in high school or anything. I'm talking about college. People seem to be getting it twisted.

[DHermit]

My site was banned from the entire county network due to using more bandwith then any other site in the network. So many kids were going to dhermit.com to watch the movies / view pictures. The schoolboard called me down and I had to have a meeting where i just rofl'd.

Hmm what else did I get in trouble for at school...

Well Freshman year, all the old ass P1's had 2 sticks of ram in them, two 64 chips. or two 32. Anyhow, I used to run CS servers and stuff in the middle of class, this is before like cs 1.1 and stuff, freaking old school software mode graphics and shit. Anyhow I took ram chips (the highest ones I could find) from all the other computers in the class till I had 4 chips, rofl. I got in trouble for that.

Hm, I printed 400 DHermit.com fliers and got in trouble in the library.

Some fan of the site printed 1000 copies of fliers in the library, and posted them all over the school. I got called down (the whole school knew about dhermit.com, like EVERY kid knew what it was and who our film group was), and they blamed it all on me since its my site. I said for them to run finger prints on the fliers and see if mine were on there and they shut up.

I also was in Freshman progrmaming and after recieving points off for some bullshit formatting on my code, I yelled out that the teached "Jewed my leet ass down" and I got a referal for that, I told my mom that I was saying "j00" and it was leet speak. So I sat there for an hour and explained to my mom, my AP, and my 70 year old teacher what leet speak was and got off.

Highschool was my glory days.

[Mysterio]

I got banned from web design for bypassing the schools security. They had fucking everything blocked, couldn't even load notepad or paint (Said it was a "distraction").. So I loaded MS Word and used the VB that is inside there to shell dos prompt. Accessed everything, admin was watching while I did it and they booted me outa the class.

[g]

If they had any skills, they wouldn't be working for the school system

[g]

Back in highschool, I ran their network for them, so nobody could say shit to me.

[rmk]

yea i got out of a lot of non computer related trouble in hs because they <3'd me so much for fixing their stuff when it broked

[loft]

yea i got out of a lot of non computer related trouble in hs because they <3'd me so much for fixing their stuff when it broked

Same here. The admin and I used to play Unreal Tournament, it was cool shit

[meca]

way back in the day i DDoS'd my high school's network for a week. They couldn't figure out how to stop it they got fucking PWND

[wu]

in HS i guessed the stupid password and they put me in IS (Internal Suspension) for 3 months, then I got suspended 10 days for assaulting someone ;\

btw the password was the School Mascot, idiots..

[timex]

i remember in high school they tried to block the game sites so i figured all you had to do to bypass it was ping it with the /? after it. they are so fucking stupid.

[villain]

QBERT: good thread.. made me laugh rofl

[Duelus]

https:// really pissed them off. I would leave porno sites running when I would leave the class.

[ezmac]

i got in trouble for using winpopup on a windows 95 network. not to mention changing a local password. not even leet shit. the next week, i taught the class to use winpopup, and was the only one who didnt use it. they got pissed as hell at me, but couldnt do shit. taught people how to forge accounts on 95 and had the lab on lock down. fuckers couldnt touch me. i loved windows 95...

[DHermit]

oh yah we also used to use netsend and winpopup to message the whole school that the "principal was a slut".. that landed a few days detention.

We also had special logins made on the networks to access secret game folders, so only us friends could play and not the fgts.

[Linsys]

I never took computer class in school H.S or the one semester of college I took... I just read lots of books... and the companies I worked for in the past put me in lots of one week boot camps.

[qbert]

QBERT: good thread.. made me laugh rofl

Yeah, everyone went off on their pwning story corner and forgot that I face-to-faced my techs about triple-X content.

[sentry]

only gangster shit i did at school was... one day we found out our principal had a DUI with property damage... we printed the pic off the net with her mugshot and charge.. shit was so funny when we printed like 1,000 copies in library and dropped them around the halls and lunch tables LOL.. it was only 10 day out of school susp. her face= priceless

[sam]

my first highschools password was the admins daughters name
the second one the name of the school and the year it was founded.

plus points were added by using the admins computer in his office. everything was wired through there. all the ip were changed, phone lines were switched out. fucking awesome. the only thing we couldnt fuck with was the grade reporting place.
the dude who ran it got fired becuase he was supposed to be some bad ass who worked on wall street that specialized in keeping networks safe.