857 changed this by hand triple lean!

[phlows]

you think you can flow? heres your chance to prove you're not a honkey.

[gza]

bro, i know i can flow, you don't even know

what do i win??

[cherry]

:roll:

[caspuh]

what if i can flow and i'm a honkey?

[qbert]

PHLOW'S A PO.......SER

AHAHAHAHA

[gza]

what if i can flow and i'm a honkey?

[qbert]

LOL

[caspuh]

you think that's funny?

[AtomicHero]

you think that's funny?

I think that was the implication of the 'LOL'.

[netr]

i mack broads breasts
lack non - sense
spit a rhyme or two
and shit on your off - ense
who you really think you are playa
i'm the one. sawed off ya arm
and played baseball with your lungs
sucks to be you, you live in my shadow
the only reason i kicked it with you
is cause i had to, ya hoe was callin me
you was stallin me, so i combined forces
and torched the colony
got up in the juices, mixed fluids
outlined the game like a blueprint
she knew it, i was the one to do it
expose her to the gigantic
sink it in her like titantic
slam it like holk hogan to princess diana
i'm a mean man, killed my parents
and bathed in their blood
shit on my hands before i made lunch
my future has more kids than brady bunch
cause i hate condoms and i raped lady luck

[ytcracker]

oh shit mighty netr in this biatch

[netr]

yadaimean.. holla

[djfacemachine]

roses are red, violets are blue, in soviet russia, freestyle writes you.

[ytcracker]

roses are red, violets are blue, in soviet russia, freestyle writes you.

yakov reference = win

[djfacemachine]

roses are red, violets are blue, in soviet russia, freestyle writes you.

yakov reference = win

what do i win?

[eGod]

BB rappin is pathetic
Useless like an amputee with no prothetics
my voice is to be heard its part angelic
Rip you with vocals like a battle scrape
I'll use your sister as a toilet and send your mom the videotape
We got badder blood than Magic Johnson
You need a clue like detective Watson
My rhymes stay short like your IQ
and I got a dead grandma that's just like you

Duck hunter pride in the 2k5

[qbert]

I hold rappers hostage, make em grip mad sausage //
Keystyle fake steez, rip MP3s and bootleg CDs //
I be rippin these invisible mics with one two threes //
But I stay mean, angelic demeanor is not what it seems //
Grab your little sis, get her snortin' Ritalin //
Too zooted to know that she's all up on my dick again //
I'm the 8th deadly sin, got Jesus to being again //
I offer skeletal fractures to all fake MC bastards //
Charge you $1.99 a listen just like Napster //
Fuck a FAFSA, I'll bring you financial aid //
In the form of a nickleplated switchblade

OOOEOoooOOOooooooOOOOOH

[stang]

omg, fucking netR. you remember stang?

shit, I thought you died.

[rmk]

i know i'm a little late but...

what it do, its rk, i'm a dg
you need a high res lcd just to try to see me
catch me on irc
i always got the ops
if you see me in the streets
be sure i get my props
i dip cops cuz my tint man, it sure ain't legal
just like my windows os, hope nobody squeals
to ms cuz they like to flex on digital gangsters
i try to school 'em though, tell them they don't want to play
cuz rk will murk a hater like khaled mardam-bey

[Cutlery]

My rhymes are fatter than a tax return
When you see me in the spot, you know the court's adjourned
Est. '86, you know I'm a digital gangster
I just told your mom, go ahead and ask her
While you're on your feet, why don't you pour me some juice
I broke out in a sweat while I was tying your noose
Nah, I'm just kidding -- I don't like to kill
But I have been known to steal, you can mail Steve Jobs the bill
Send it c/o Apple Fucking Sucks
You know this rap was hotter than a radiant flux
Bitch

Oh snap, motherfucker. !

[rmk]

that rhyme was weak, dun
you ain't no geek, son
drag that rap to recycle bin
set aside a week and write a leet one

[Cutlery]

Hickery dickery dock
Cutlery shot a cop
Put his badge in the mail
Now rks dad's in jail

Oh shit, I spit fire.

[rmk]

you might spit fire, yo
but i got the hydro
gen2o to throw all over your flow
so get low
when u see rk come through
because he sprays lyrical rounds
that'll hot your whole crew
you smell like poo

[Cutlery]

Your kung-fu is pretty strong
But I knew that all along
Rope-a-doped you
Like Muhammed Ali
I smell like poo?
You smell like pee
I admit, your style is pretty nice
Too bad
I just turned your hydro into ice
I can see you sliding around with your arms a flailing
Gonna' pull a Tonya Harding and give your knee a wailing
When I open my mouth, you hear my guns go bang
Shit ain't been this h4rdc0r3 since The Sugarhill Gang

[rmk]

shit i got pwnt

[og haze]

Blueberry sativa straight pouring out your speakers,
mary jane told me meet her at the very highest peak of,
the Himalayas well spin a J of the northern lights,
we'll swim in hydroponical chronic cause waters life,
afghani gold was the last gram we rolled,
hash and we hold stashed in the dash cause these hoes,
with badges wont grab this G-13 beasters,
rebirth like easter from smoke thick like keifer,
reefer sparks my acid battery your placid cavalry
is smashed and that'll be what will happen if you matching me,
we burn chem rocks to hemlock our brain,
I got a ten spot, you got a ten spot?
let's spark the flame,
I'd be like Bill Gates if I ain't spend ill cake,
to get real baked and spend my day in a chill place,
in case I don't get a next life I live the best life,
I can and smoke bless right, until my death.

[Cloud]

check it, uh whattt whattt
i'm not the illest but who gives a fuck
i mean ben and egod travel me around like that's whats up.
but see not be to a fool i dont meet aolers
because my life consist of fuckin blunts and real fellars.
i'm not gonna make fun of you guys like that i mean shit who cares i moved away from that
now i sell pills and pop them once in awhile,
run a train on your mom, fuck her til i smile.
egod its true, i heard you are a gangster,
but the only crime you commited is being a fucking wankster


HaHAHHA jk much love Ben AKA eGod, reppin!

601 hackers like whoA!!!!!!

[grim]

quit posting i have to take time to read all theses :x

[StandardProtocol]

Blind to tha eye.. all up in ya face OOPS POW SURIIIISE! OOHHhhhhhh

[Open Circuit]

'94 and Breeze is givin nurgas the blues
I paid my dues, and now it's time to go on to the next mode
Make room for the kaboom, cuz I'm about to explode
And drop bombs like a B1, cops I seize none
And nurgas step up, I soak emc-eason
3 seconds to detinate, you betta evacuate
No time to hesitate, you fuckin featherweight
I aint the type to pic up the mic
And catch the stage fright
I'll pull a gauge if I aint paid right
I'm psycho pathic like Manson
Down wit the dancin
But still I get more Cheers than Ted Danson
More dough than Marino or roles than Pacino
You beatin me? That's only in your dreams ho
I'm not sayin I'm unbeatable, I'm sayin I'm untouchable
Livin comfortable just like a Huxtable
Plus I'm rollin wit the cross roads
Movin fast foward, while you other suckas
Stuck in a pause mode...

*bows*

[scientyphik]

original, digital gangster, fuck these primitive pranksters
throw em off with my lyrical change ups
ghost in the shell type hacks, that's my make up
and introduce subliminal thoughts before you wake up
my mental capacity's spacious, verbal exchanges
scientyphik's in the place, just face it
hate us, i don't care, just fucking pay us
nintendo and sony generation, outrageous

[chris]

I GOT RHYMES
I TRY TO SHINE
BUT I JUST GO BLIND
I THINK IM LOSING MY MIND
HELP ME FIND IT
ASSS ASSSS ASSSS
TITSS TITSS TITTSSS

BITCHS

[ado]

man all these rhymes are ass cheeks, hope you are all just messin around

[Loadie]

man all these rhymes are ass cheeks, hope you are all just messin around

i have to agree with this one :badgrin:

[qbert]

You shit talk without rhymes, so obviously you're asscheeks.

[rmk]

You shit talk without rhymes, so obviously you're asscheeks.

QFT BITCHES

[Open Circuit]

man all these rhymes are ass cheeks, hope you are all just messin around

push the power button on your computer

[B Money]

dont make me justify my thug

[B Money]

you want flows
wheres my check
you from a gang
why you harlem shakin in a blue dress
ive been dancin with the devil since 98 i must confess
never freestyle anymore unless im called out
im too rich for this shit i guess like mj im balled out
the industrys fake like the games career
whys 50 rappin about hennesey that nigga dont even drink beer
so ima keep it real all the time
ima go fuck a fat bitch and give 50 5 of my dimes

holla

[josegarcias]

i got so many people doubtin me
so many fuckin` haters
i don't climb to the top of the SERPS
i take the fuckin elevator
I was born from two microprocessors with a giggawatt of ram
your mouse has three buttons? well my mouse has got ten
i'm the biggest e-pimp that there has ever ben
cam whores are my barbie, and i'm thur ken
this life and next i'm a digital gangster
internet prankster
couting binary code with my cd-rom lazer
love me or hate me i don't need you to tell,
i got porn and diet pills to spam and sell

[Hagey]

Blind to tha eye.. all up in ya face OOPS POW SURIIIISE! OOHHhhhhhh

PDT_002

[qbert]

Blind to tha eye.. all up in ya face OOPS POW SURIIIISE! OOHHhhhhhh

PDT_002

Bitten.

[kidrobot]

i got 46 rhymes to take up all of my time
watchin' you cats spit makes me feel like i'm outta my mind
making this stupid beat and hopin' the pizza man is gunna be on time
oh no..pepperoni is a cheese only
i guess imma make this bitchs mom blow me
you're all hardcore dgs but i'm the only makin' the big g's
shit..the power just went out
so imma scream and shout
or even fuckin' sit here and pout
but this is what it's all about
writtin' gay rhymes in this synical time
wait..stop..collaborate..shit.. fuck vanilla ice..

[og haze]

I smoke till my eyes seem, lime green,
and there's no cure but a bath in visine,
my dope's fresh off the boat, and my buds juicy,
with fiery red hairs like I love Lucy,
my crib is crawling with blunt roaches and,
when I'm feigning, I exterminate them by them,
lit the dro, in a optimo sizzle slow
hit and flow spit and blow smoke out in little O's,
you know the seed never falls far from the tree,
germinate and touch heads constantly THC,
the O throw shows we throw joints in the crowd,
we got, joints in our mouth, see the point is we proud,
around for night when Snype rolled a quarter pound,
in one joint, or stuffed inside four philly titans with all our boys around,
I took your girls silver pearl, blew her mind with the AK,
while you were stretching dimes into eight J's.

[og haze]

You told the soldiers fight for god got them slaugthering kids,
now they sick taking naked flicks at Abu Ghraib,
this is, a step back, not evolution for the torturer,
let's fight for resolution revolution through a orchestra,
there's more to the, regime change than democracy,
hipocrisy so the elite can keep their monopoly,
why so few control so much of the wealth,
how you gon' stop corporate criminals you are one yourself,
in business with the Bin Ladens rich off of Enron,
Iraq building contracts to Cheney is dead wrong,
and Rumsfeld don't even know how a guns held,
let him fight his own battles faggot wouldnt shoot one shell,
but they'll recruit high-schools for young kids,
give 'em guns with lasers make them run up in some crib,
to take a hostage no rights in Guantanamo
we onto those snakes, make them fall like dominoes,
cause now they talking 'bout delaying the election,
scare us with terror alerts and say it's for protection,
won't let the U.N. count the votes afraid cause we are destined,
to take away their power break away from their oppression,
tell those masons we aint with their segregation
we want mind elevation, health care legislation,
worldwide medication, answers why they not interrogating
Bin Ladens family just taking them back,
to the Saudi's then they hit us with the patriot act,
we want proof where's the truth start facing the facts,
where's the bombs that Saddam used to make in Iraq,
your either stupid or a liar start facing the fact!!

[Nore]

Some gangsta rap for Andre Nickatina to flow with...

I got the ice around my neck sayin u betta respect
We weren't made this way nigga, we were born bein the best
Ain't no stress, that's how we crest with a mouf full of crunk
And a nigga got the bling like the skunk got the funk

Reppin my block with my .40, 5 inch glock
Thas how we do nigga, we got this whole game on lock
Now fo sho, we got the huntas on us an the 50 popo
But no matter how we roll, nigga, we be shakin the floor

Switchin lanes, grains to grains, with my black blade escalade
Rollin dubs on the stubs with 20 miles on the frame
Passin by the sirens, we ahead of the game
Ain't no stoppin a nigga when he's already noticed the fame

[Nore]

You told the soldiers fight for god got them slaugthering kids,
now they sick taking naked flicks at Abu Ghraib,
this is, a step back, not evolution for the torturer,
let's fight for resolution revolution through a orchestra,
there's more to the, regime change than democracy,
hipocrisy so the elite can keep their monopoly,
why so few control so much of the wealth,
how you gon' stop corporate criminals you are one yourself,
in business with the Bin Ladens rich off of Enron,
Iraq building contracts to Cheney is dead wrong,
and Rumsfeld don't even know how a guns held,
let him fight his own battles faggot wouldnt shoot one shell,
but they'll recruit high-schools for young kids,
give 'em guns with lasers make them run up in some crib,
to take a hostage no rights in Guantanamo
we onto those snakes, make them fall like dominoes,
cause now they talking 'bout delaying the election,
scare us with terror alerts and say it's for protection,
won't let the U.N. count the votes afraid cause we are destined,
to take away their power break away from their oppression,
tell those masons we aint with their segregation
we want mind elevation, health care legislation,
worldwide medication, answers why they not interrogating
Bin Ladens family just taking them back,
to the Saudi's then they hit us with the patriot act,
we want proof where's the truth start facing the facts,
where's the bombs that Saddam used to make in Iraq,
your either stupid or a liar start facing the fact!!

Good shit bro. I salute you.

[Nore]

Some more d-gangsta shit by DJ Nore.


I spit it out and go through it and then I just lose it
I let you have it motha fucka thinking what is he doin
I make a statement I place it and then I just do it
No taking back I just view it and then I pursuit it

I'm a one man cruise neva makin a truce
Teachin bitches the difference between ones and twos
You can see me on the news or the killa reviews
Goin crazy wildin out bitch .. i neva fuckin lose

1, 2, 3 the seconds you see
When a gun is pointing at you
You barely can breath
You won't see it coming cuz you're already dead
You had many options but took the wrong one instead

Now you're down to the ground
Turnin around
Wonderin what just hit you
But you can't hear a sound

Now you see, fucking with me, is like fucking with he
And fucking wit hhe is like fucking with the mob
Coming striaight to ya job
Make you a disgrace
Shoot you in the face
Blow up the whole place
Leave back no trace

Nigga what.

[vdub tcb]

yo i need money quick an not from rapp//
get it fast throw a halk thru ya back//
money everything turn catholic again they religion
i walk a fine line to if it was a real superstition//
the proof yah my loot is mission but IM set up//
on a osoma bin laden attack mission get vest up//
i do anything for money cept shake a Willie//
but i would go raw wit a dirty ho in philly//
no condom shit its no problem thru me a bill like gates//
only time im stoppin when i gotta mill in the safe.//
im a drop out no presedancal candidate
fuck a money subject slash freestyle//
i still think about loot when i chill meanwhile//
fuck you i aint scared never duck you//
play around u laid down like a dead duck too.
i know this aint in 4 or 16 bars//
y you think i gotta still gotta accord with a tip exhaust// hahhah holler at the kid

[vdub tcb]

y you think i gotta accord witta tip exhaust^^^^