greetings, fellow internet!
the magic words are
"just give me 15 minutes"
worx erry tiem
i use that as a pick up line
whats up fuckfaces
5 minutes is more than enough
high
Originally Posted by Nore
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I thought it was "Just let me put the tip in?"
“I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.”
J. Robert Oppenheimer
"It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
Zapata
just the tip baby i promise
active network! come chat if you're bored
NO!
“I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.”
J. Robert Oppenheimer
"It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
Zapata
not if u dont have a tip. . .
Yer right. It's been awhile since I've been hit on.
(male or female.)
“I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.”
J. Robert Oppenheimer
"It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
Zapata
its a pimple, i swear
sabotagé
gross
“I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.”
J. Robert Oppenheimer
"It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
Zapata
worx erry time
sabotagé
Yeah, if you want them to run away screaming!
“I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.”
J. Robert Oppenheimer
"It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
Zapata
Naw that dead hooker was here when I leased the place.
my favorite.. " WOOPS "
this thread is makin me lol in the school library this is some scandalous shit lulz
Selfishness is a disease that cripples everyone around you. Your greed drives others poor. Your love for self comes across as hate for others.
its all fun and games until somebody kills a hooker
then its competitive
Selfishness is a disease that cripples everyone around you. Your greed drives others poor. Your love for self comes across as hate for others.
" wait, pull out?, dammit "
rofl.
Why can't we all just be honest? "I want to fuck you."
That would go over alot better methinks than some of the other crap flying around.
I know it's never failed for me.
“I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.”
J. Robert Oppenheimer
"It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
Zapata
mj is the token forum sex queen here?
Selfishness is a disease that cripples everyone around you. Your greed drives others poor. Your love for self comes across as hate for others.
Nope, just old and have had alot of it.
“I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.”
J. Robert Oppenheimer
"It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
Zapata
mistress j is actually a male, he's one kinky mofo
high
I meant the HANDLE of the racket
MJ that didnt work for me...lol
ive tried that line
ive also tasted pepper spray and mace
kinda get used to em after a while
whats up fuckfaces
Damnit Nore. You're not supposed to tell them until their postcount is over 500.
“I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.”
J. Robert Oppenheimer
"It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
Zapata
Yeah, really.
"Let's get you out of them moist panties..."
sabotagé
that one usually works too, if they dont go for it right away u grab their hand and give them those eyes and deliver the 15 minutes line
that's what i do anyway
worx 4 me
Like I said, after you've been hit with 'em enough, it's an aphrodesiac.
I guess I'm one of those simple women that doesn't like ppl beating around the bush about shit.
I'd rather hear "I fucking hate you, don't talk to me again" than "I'm upset with you for xyz."
I'd also rather a guy(or girl, w/e) tell me his intentions up front, and go from there.
"I want to have crazy drunken monkey sex with you all night, then not speak to you again except at social functions", well, ok.
Sounds fair to me, since back in the day, I didn't want to talk to him afterwards either.
“I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.”
J. Robert Oppenheimer
"It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
Zapata
ROFL
GOTTA TRY THIS ONE
No, not even that, just honest bluntness.
Let's go fuck, it will either be the worst 7 min of your life, or the best 20, lets find out.
And well, if I'm out 7 min, then I can at least go watch tv while he/she waits on the porch in the snow for a cab.
“I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.”
J. Robert Oppenheimer
"It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
Zapata
lol.. brutal
hows whipping out my penis and winking at you for "honest bluntness"?
sabotagé
i guess getting in fights at bars doesn't really work for MJ. new technique itt
Unless you're packing 8"+, or have lips like Angelina Jolie and a tongue like Gene Simmons, I'd prolly just laugh at you.
You had me @ hello.
“I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.”
J. Robert Oppenheimer
"It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
Zapata
If I had a 9 inch weiner I'd be out using it, if lips like hers I'd be out getting plastic surgery but I do have a really long tongue. Dont need that for clitoral stimulation tho, just technique
sabotagé
lol
“I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.”
J. Robert Oppenheimer
"It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
Zapata
rofl
"just for a second baby please"
*blush*
“I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.”
J. Robert Oppenheimer
"It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
Zapata
I just go up to the bar, order a drink, and pull out a stack of 100s and shuffle through them when its time to pay. Its like shark fishing with chum.
Hey Trichome, do you have to ask your mom for permission before you bring your "girls" home for the night? Let me know next time, I'll make sure a firetruck escorts you and the lucky "lady" home
ZD
"Hi, I'm the creepest person your ever going to have sex with."
"Drink?"
DG 2K11 Drinksquad 211 Specialist.
Honesty, I <3 it.
“I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.”
J. Robert Oppenheimer
"It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
Zapata
It's better than my old one, "I have $200 and a big back seat. Just prove you're a money hungry whore and let's get this over with."
DG 2K11 Drinksquad 211 Specialist.
gg unlucky
"Every time I think about getting involved with a women I get nauseous and will probably be celibate for a long time to come. Want to hear about how great my ex was?"
Oh, you weren't here for my infamous "Rules of 22."
22 rules that if a woman violates any one of, she's disqualified from getting the most awkward 18 seconds of her life.
DG 2K11 Drinksquad 211 Specialist.
unlucky, I read them, just didnt comment...good game on those too
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