greetings, fellow internet!
well fathers day
snuck up on me this year.
holy fuck i forgot.
yeah me too. my dad called me today to talk about the bike and then he was talking about his dinner tomorrow for father's day and i go ;x
marios are getting down itt
no bugs on me
Originally Posted by stang
there might be bugs on some of you mugs
but they're aint no bugs on me.
Happy Father's Day to all the DG daddies!!
EAT MY SASS :P
im chillin with my pops today around one
i gotta go get him some golfbawls or something
Real breakthroughs are not found because you want to develop some new technology, but because you are curious and want to find out how the world is. Anton Zeilinger
my dad's a jehovah's witness so no celebrating holidays or bdays. Mom is throwing down today tho. Jerk chicken, red beans and rice, greens, jalapeno cheddar cheese cornbread, broccoli slaw, steaks, burgers, hot dogs and hot links and some kind of delicious bread pudding. I plan on getting fat today.
EAT MY SASS :P
can i come
Real breakthroughs are not found because you want to develop some new technology, but because you are curious and want to find out how the world is. Anton Zeilinger
yes we can take smoke breaks between stuffing our faces.
EAT MY SASS :P
can't we just pass the blunt @ the table?
Real breakthroughs are not found because you want to develop some new technology, but because you are curious and want to find out how the world is. Anton Zeilinger
as long as the kids aren't around. We have a special room for that.
EAT MY SASS :P
kids can get contact high
its kinda like getting those few sips of beer when you were 8
or we can just go outside ;\
Real breakthroughs are not found because you want to develop some new technology, but because you are curious and want to find out how the world is. Anton Zeilinger
that works too. We usually set up the dominoes table in the backyard and drink and smoke out there. We're pretty hood tbh.
EAT MY SASS :P
dominoes is fucking prO
my grandparents like to play pictionary
i always want to draw a huge nis and just lolandroffel all the way back home
but i never do it
Real breakthroughs are not found because you want to develop some new technology, but because you are curious and want to find out how the world is. Anton Zeilinger
i just called my dad from a tracphone and he was mad at me
he was like "you lost your iPhone? wow, sounds like you shouldn't get drunk"
and then he made some reference about how i always lose expensive shit
what a prick
dude the best game ever is cranium!! I love that game. I made a very accurate reproduction of David and Goliath made out of only clay.
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Clue
hes just being a dad
Real breakthroughs are not found because you want to develop some new technology, but because you are curious and want to find out how the world is. Anton Zeilinger
pics?
Real breakthroughs are not found because you want to develop some new technology, but because you are curious and want to find out how the world is. Anton Zeilinger
my dad is a fucker. i hate him.
a mudder fucker
Real breakthroughs are not found because you want to develop some new technology, but because you are curious and want to find out how the world is. Anton Zeilinger
Just remember, if he didn't fark your mudder, you wouldn't be here
my parents never had sex
EAT MY SASS :P
turkey baster ftw
Real breakthroughs are not found because you want to develop some new technology, but because you are curious and want to find out how the world is. Anton Zeilinger
Just remember dawna. If you want children, you better hurry that ass up and find a good donor.
I have a few backup plans just in case I hit 30 and still have no viable options.
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actually i haven't seen him since i was 5. he could dead for all i care.a mudder fucker
are you biracial jehova/jamaican
slam dunk in dat pussy
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