I'm new here...

[JOK3R]

just saying i'm new here and is there any one that would to tell me what exactly this site is for

i'm a n00b

[spamberlyn]

TITS OR GTFO

[UnluckyXIII]

It's a place where we openly trash Shut-Ins, Cripples and the Irish.

[ry]

she learns so fast

*tear*

[Puk]

TITS OR GTFO

lol

[iPwn]

gorilla paparazzi

[spamberlyn]

HAHA
well, supposedly I trash that one Irish fuck named Unlucky.
Don't believe it though.

LOL RY!

[JOK3R]

ok ok i get it now

[spamberlyn]

TITS OR GTFO

[Sn0wMan]

hello new person

[Puk]

lol

[UnluckyXIII]

HAHA
well, supposedly I trash that one Irish fuck named Unlucky.
Don't believe it though.

LOL RY!

I'm technically only HALF Irish. Mother was a Yooper.

[Sn0wMan]

you laugh alot puk

[spamberlyn]

I'm technically only HALF Irish. Mother was a Yooper.

wanna put it in my pooper?

[Puk]

you laugh alot puk

i know, its fucked.

[Docholliday666]

haha.

[Sn0wMan]

i know, its fucked.

haha, you should say more funny shit bro i lold out loud at that and i dont know why

[Puk]

haha

[Foops]

initiation is doing a funny photoshop of this pic...

[UnluckyXIII]

wanna put it in my pooper?

If Prod doesn't object and I have a few pints and a couple shots of Bushmill's (I know: Protestant Whiskey!) in me and Stickcam is going...

I'll even say, "I found me gold! But faith and Gomorrah! It's not gold! It be corn!"

You game?

[iPwn]

^ your standards must be insane if you can't bang Amberlyn sober

[UnluckyXIII]

^ your standards must be insane if you can't bang Amberlyn sober

For Fuck's sake! You have any idea how many Rules of 22 she violates?

And it would take copious amounts of booze for me to be willing to force her to be blinded by the glorious minty-white glow that is my skinny, naked ass.

[Puk]

sounds serious.

[iPwn]

For Fuck's sake! You have any idea how many Rules of 22 she violates?

And it would take copious amounts of booze for me to be willing to force her to be blinded by the glorious minty-white glow that is my skinny, naked ass.

well if worse comes to worse, i have a proposition and it involves the plot from the movie Face Off, and one of those neck strips from Mission Impossible that will make me sound Irish

[UnluckyXIII]

well if worse comes to worse, i have a proposition and it involves the plot from the movie Face Off, and one of those neck strips from Mission Impossible that will make me sound Irish

Isn't there enough Outsourcing in America as it is?

If it is my job to stick it in here pooper, then it is my duty as a dedicated denizen of DG to act.

So help me, God! If I must anal Amberlyn, then I shall do so without remorse, vanity or the sure to be given High-Fives!

[Sn0wMan]

you gotta do what you gotta do :(

[psykotyk]

Unlucky you need to revise your list of rules.. rule #23: if only a onenighter this list doesn't matter.

[spamberlyn]

^ your standards must be insane if you can't bang Amberlyn sober

oh well tyvm iPwn

For Fuck's sake! You have any idea how many Rules of 22 she violates?

And it would take copious amounts of booze for me to be willing to force her to be blinded by the glorious minty-white glow that is my skinny, naked ass.

if it means anything unlucky, I wouldn't fuck you even if I was plastered
bring on your accent though. nomnom

[Foops]

Isn't there enough Outsourcing in America as it is?

If it is my job to stick it in here pooper, then it is my duty as a dedicated denizen of DG to act.

So help me, God! If I must anal Amberlyn, then I shall do so without remorse, vanity or the sure to be given High-Fives!

I guess it would be fitting for the obligatory "It's a tough job..." speech...but that's a bit too cliche for me to give...

[Puk]

If I must anal Amberlyn, then I shall do so without remorse, vanity or the sure to be given High-Fives!

Go son!

[UnluckyXIII]

if it means anything unlucky, I wouldn't fuck you even if I was plastered
bring on your accent though. nomnom

Oh, I know. It's cool. I wouldn't even fuck me if I was trashed.

[spamberlyn]

So help me, God! If I must anal Amberlyn, then I shall do so without remorse, vanity or the sure to be given High-Fives!

ROFL

[Puk]

lmao

[UnluckyXIII]

Unlucky you need to revise your list of rules.. rule #23: if only a onenighter this list doesn't matter.

Hell, I'm about to surrender the List IRL. I'm too attracted to a Rule violator to hold fast to these and too damned lucky that she's attracted to me...

[son]

hi