I'm bored as hell. Someone should entertain me, and I don't mean by playing Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. Breasts and $$$ should be involved.
When I see cars that have serious body damage, I laugh, because they were in a car accident.
At my old job, I dropped a box of diapers on a crack head. I'm a thug like nobody's business.
If you had to be gay for 24 hours, which celebrity would you sleep with?