Enlarge Your Penis -- We're Talking HUGE

**Cutlery** · 02-10-2005, 11:57 AM

I'm bored as hell. Someone should entertain me, and I don't mean by playing Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. Breasts and $$$ should be involved.

When I see cars that have serious body damage, I laugh, because they were in a car accident.

At my old job, I dropped a box of diapers on a crack head. I'm a thug like nobody's business.

If you had to be gay for 24 hours, which celebrity would you sleep with?

**ytcracker** · 02-10-2005, 12:05 PM

brad pitt

hey have you had problems of not being able to connect with the site for long periods of time?

**rmk** · 02-10-2005, 12:06 PM

Colin Farrell

**Cutlery** · 02-10-2005, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by ytcracker

hey have you had problems of not being able to connect with the site for long periods of time?

Yeah. Not crazy long, though. Maybe five minutes at most. I just keep refreshing that shit. You know how I do.

EDIT: I'd tear David Duchovny's nerdy X-Files ass up... You know, if I was down with that.

**djfacemachine** · 02-10-2005, 12:11 PM

angelina jolie

**rmk** · 02-10-2005, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by Cutlery

When I see cars that have serious body damage, I laugh, because they were in a car accident.

i did that --^

**mr. big** · 02-10-2005, 01:14 PM

www.penistechniques.com RIP :(

**ytcracker** · 02-10-2005, 01:16 PM

Originally Posted by CG

www.penistechniques.com RIP :(

do you know how to do an nslookup?

paste an nslookup of digitalgangster.com for me

**phlows** · 02-10-2005, 01:44 PM

word motherfuckers

**chris** · 02-10-2005, 07:56 PM

**g0d** · 02-10-2005, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by Cutlery

If you had to be gay for 24 hours, which celebrity would you sleep with?

Bill gates, no question about it. and i'd do it so good that he'd change the name of his corporation to g0dissoft.

mj · 02-10-2005, 08:14 PM

Jenna Jameson or Anna Nicole or Angelina Jolie or... I've had alot of time to think about this.

**AtomicHero** · 02-10-2005, 09:45 PM

The Rock. 'Nuff said.

**kidrobot** · 02-11-2005, 12:24 AM

robin willams.

**mr. big** · 02-11-2005, 01:59 AM

Originally Posted by ytcracker

do you know how to do an nslookup?

paste an nslookup of digitalgangster.com for me

No? Maybe I do, but it's certainly making me draw a blank rite now. I've been drinking a lil bit.

**mr. big** · 02-11-2005, 01:59 AM

Originally Posted by AtomicHero

The Rock. 'Nuff said.

IF YA SMELLALALALALALALLA WHAT CG, IS COOKIN!

**rmk** · 02-11-2005, 08:11 AM

cg you seem like a cool guy and all....

but that necklace

**eGod** · 02-11-2005, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by rmk

cg you seem like a cool guy and all....

but that necklace

So true ^

**qbert** · 02-11-2005, 11:06 AM

CG has been posting that same picture since like, 1999. Chances are, he's 142 lbs heavier and his lazy eye has only gotten worse.

**rand0m** · 02-11-2005, 11:52 AM

LOL digital gangsters that don't know how to do nslookups. That's fuckin r33t.

...
rk

**Open Circuit** · 02-11-2005, 11:54 AM

Originally Posted by rand0m

LOL digital gangsters that don't know how to do nslookups. That's fuckin r33t.

...
rk

HAHAH I Agree! lol

Report for tacobell.com [81.52.249.103]

Analysis: 'tacobell.com' was found in 10 hops (TTL=55).

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| Hop | %Loss | IP Address | Node Name | Location | Tzone | ms | Graph | Network |
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| 0 | | 161.58.180.113 | WIN10115.visualware.com | * | | | | Verio, Inc. VRIO-161-058 |
| 1 | | 161.58.176.129 | - | ?Englewood, CO | | 0 | | Verio, Inc. VRIO-161-058 |
| 2 | | 161.58.156.140 | - | ?Englewood, CO | | 0 | | Verio, Inc. VRIO-161-058 |
| 3 | | 129.250.28.206 | xe-1-2-0-3.r20.asbnva01.us.bb.verio.net | Ashburn, VA, USA | -05:00 | 0 | | Verio, Inc. VRIO-129-250 |
| 4 | 100 | | | | | | | |
| 5 | | 193.251.129.65 | So3-0-0.ASHBB1.Ashburn.opentransit.net | 39.01n, 77.27w | | 0 | | France Telecom Long Distance |
| 6 | 100 | | | | | | | |
| 7 | 100 | | | | | | | |
| 8 | 100 | | | | | | | |
| 9 | 100 | | | | | | | |
| 10 | | 81.52.249.103 | tacobell.com | ... | | 0 | | Akamai Technologies - US machines connected to FT AS5511 |
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**rmk** · 02-11-2005, 12:06 PM

uh that looks pretty tracertish to me

**Open Circuit** · 02-11-2005, 12:11 PM

yeah it kinda adds to the irony of it all don't it.

Lol..
it's called a TEST :wink:

**rmk** · 02-11-2005, 12:17 PM

that's what my dad usually says when he does something stupid

**Open Circuit** · 02-11-2005, 12:38 PM

lol interesting comment...

Quarrel?

no where did I specify that "THIS IS A NSLOOKUP EXAMPLE"
the fact that I did a traceroute to tacobell.com should be hint enough that is was a joke.

the irony was that:
"LOL digital gangsters that don't know how to do nslookups. That's fuckin r33t."

Therefore, I did something completely opposite.

I accept any challenge you wanna throw down.
And I'll bring the bacon. :wink:

**DawL** · 02-11-2005, 12:45 PM

mmmm bacon

**Open Circuit** · 02-11-2005, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by DawL

mmmm bacon

indeed...
god I love it. :wink:

**rmk** · 02-11-2005, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by Open Circuit

I accept any challenge you wanna throw down.

i'm not really that elite, so i challenge you to thumbwrestling to be held in middletown ohio on feb 12, 2005 high noon.

ps i liek bacon

**Open Circuit** · 02-11-2005, 12:51 PM

Originally Posted by rmk

Originally Posted by Open Circuit

I accept any challenge you wanna throw down.

i'm not really that elite, so i challenge you to thumbwrestling to be held in middletown ohio on feb 12, 2005 high noon.

ps i liek bacon

Haha.. well..
Since you out in OH-HIGH-OH
I think this would be better:

http://deathball.net/notpron/

Get past level 41 and you'll be my hero. ;-)
I'll FedEx ya out some HoneySmoked Bacon as well. :wink:

**ytcracker** · 02-11-2005, 12:58 PM

that no pron thing is not for the ADD

im like on level one click on the door and leave

**Open Circuit** · 02-11-2005, 01:00 PM

Originally Posted by ytcracker

that no pron thing is not for the ADD

im like on level one click on the door and leave

hahah well, yes, this is true.

**rmk** · 02-11-2005, 01:01 PM

eh that seems liek a good idea but im alergic to interweb games they hurt my paper stack

**g0d** · 02-11-2005, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by Open Circuit

http://deathball.net/notpron/

i think this needs to be a thread. im already sucked in completely. lets do this mannnnnnn!

**Open Circuit** · 02-11-2005, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by g0d

Originally Posted by Open Circuit

http://deathball.net/notpron/

i think this needs to be a thread. im already sucked in completely. lets do this mannnnnnn!

hahah yes!! It rocks.. but it's insane.. I've been doing it for weeks now.. and i'm only on lvl 34

**Cutlery** · 02-11-2005, 03:00 PM

I got to level six and my eyes started bleeding. I don't want to play anymore.

**g0d** · 02-11-2005, 03:03 PM

im on level 10 and im already ignoring phone calls. thanks a lot!

mj · 02-11-2005, 04:04 PM

Get the silly popup for level 2, thats it. I'm done.

I'm blonde, I dont like to think.

**cattymystique** · 04-26-2005, 05:39 PM

Kate Beckinsale

or Jennifer Connelly

I have a lesbian crush on both
:oops:

**SilentAssassin** · 04-26-2005, 08:03 PM

How do you get past lvl 4?

**mr. big** · 04-27-2005, 02:59 AM

WTF nice bump. Kate Beckinsale is better than Jennifer Connelly btw.

If I had to do one famous dude, I think it would be Arnold Schwarzenegger (sp?). The whole time I'd just keep saying "WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?!"

**alegria** · 04-27-2005, 09:26 AM

I'd do Angelina Jolie for sure

**cattymystique** · 04-27-2005, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by CG

WTF nice bump. Kate Beckinsale is better than Jennifer Connelly btw.

If I had to do one famous dude, I think it would be Arnold Schwarzenegger (sp?). The whole time I'd just keep saying "WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?!"

NO WAY!!!
they are both equally SAXY

**mr. big** · 04-27-2005, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by cattymystique

NO WAY!!!
they are both equally SAXY

K...

but you're wrong.

**g0d** · 04-27-2005, 04:56 PM

hi thread, plz die. kthnxbye.

**qbert** · 04-27-2005, 04:59 PM

Originally Posted by g0d

hi thread, plz die. kthnxbye.

**cattymystique** · 04-27-2005, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by CG

Originally Posted by cattymystique

NO WAY!!!
they are both equally SAXY

K...

but you're wrong.

YOU MY FRIEND>>> ARE WRONG
they are both fucking hot, sexy, beautiful, ect. ect.

I want to have hot dirty lesbian sex with them, but only have one at a time... the one who isn't getting sexed up will be happilly making me dinner or be doing my laundry...

ahh fantasies