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Thread: lol playing some dumb bitch

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    EVERYTHING I POST IS TOTAL GARBAGE AND QBERT AND RMK AND NOFX HATE ME AND KALYES AN IDIET ChewY's Avatar
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    Default lol playing some dumb bitch

    So some dumb bitch is asking me for rides to here, rides to there, rides to here and so on.

    I called her up and told her that i ran a redlight and then ran from the police. Then that the police came today and impounded my car and revoked my license. The dumb bitch believed me.

    Now that she believes my car is gone that drama addict has left me alone.

    I still got 99 problems.
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    One of your problems is that no one cares at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by robat View Post
    One of your problems is that no one cares at all.
    <3
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    tell her to get her own fucking license

    i HATE girls that don't drive
    a.k.a Hous Bin Pharteen

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    Quote Originally Posted by mhu View Post
    tell her to get her own fucking license

    i HATE girls that don't drive
    bro she is probably on the phone right now haggling w/ the police over my imaginative warrant.
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    lets see how long it takes her to figure out shes been played.
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    hahahahahahhaha

    she sounds like a winner
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    Quote Originally Posted by robat View Post
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    A LONG TIME AGO A YOUNG NIGGA CRIED

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    Sounds more like you were getting played. She stopped calling you when you stopped giving her rides. Why were you giving this obviously not enjoyable chick rides in the first place?

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    When asked for this ride the first thing out of your cakehole should have been "What's in it for me"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kittie View Post
    Sounds more like you were getting played. She stopped calling you when you stopped giving her rides. Why were you giving this obviously not enjoyable chick rides in the first place?


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    Quote Originally Posted by kittie View Post
    Sounds more like you were getting played. She stopped calling you when you stopped giving her rides. Why were you giving this obviously not enjoyable chick rides in the first place?
    I got a new wardrobe.
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    Dinner at chilies every night on her was nice too.

    I just provided the D.
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    sorry kittie thats my male ego talking.
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    lol @ this thread

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    I just like clothes, good food, i'm not big into sports but i like the raiders, arr.
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    Quote Originally Posted by robat View Post
    kittie cummin in wit teh heat itt
    srsly this ain't Miami.
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    When she asked for a ride you should have whipped your dick out and said "Sure, hop on."

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    I just would have simply said no.
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    but a bitch aint one?
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    ChewY i still luv ya

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