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    Default I sense the Church of Padillac at work in the world.

    http://www.vhemt.org/

    VHEMT (pronounced vehement) is a movement not an organization. It's a movement advanced by people who care about life on planet Earth. We're not just a bunch of misanthropes and anti-social, Malthusian misfits, taking morbid delight whenever disaster strikes humans. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Voluntary human extinction is the humanitarian alternative to human disasters.

    We don't carry on about how the human race has shown itself to be a greedy, amoral parasite on the once-healthy face of this planet. That type of negativity offers no solution to the inexorable horrors which human activity is causing.

    Rather, The Movement presents an encouraging alternative to the callous exploitation and wholesale destruction of Earth's ecology.

    As VHEMT Volunteers know, the hopeful alternative to the extinction of millions of species of plants and animals is the voluntary extinction of one species: Homo sapiens... us.

    Each time another one of us decides to not add another one of us to the burgeoning billions already squatting on this ravaged planet, another ray of hope shines through the gloom.

    When every human chooses to stop breeding, Earth's biosphere will be allowed to return to its former glory, and all remaining creatures will be free to live, die, evolve (if they believe in evolution), and will perhaps pass away, as so many of Nature's "experiments" have done throughout the eons.

    It's going to take all of us going.

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    wow.


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    The global economy is going to shit, unemployment, and foreclosures are at a record high. Major global banks are folding and getting into deep shit. Yet in the 2k9 we have an abundance of sexy females that like posting on a nerdy forum.

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    ias ias smt ias
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    Quote Originally Posted by barbie View Post
    wow.
    Yeah. Wanna not make babies together?

















    *snickers* <3 dun hit me

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    lol those people are fucking idiots.
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    support your local black bloc community

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    lets talk about it in here

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    Their plan will only work until all of their members die off. After that, who will preach the word to us heathens to not procreate? The world will again be doomed.

    EDIT: Fucking idiots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by betticus View Post
    Yeah. Wanna not make babies together?

















    *snickers* <3 dun hit me
    rofl


    Quote Originally Posted by Dutchway Express
    The global economy is going to shit, unemployment, and foreclosures are at a record high. Major global banks are folding and getting into deep shit. Yet in the 2k9 we have an abundance of sexy females that like posting on a nerdy forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the the View Post
    Their plan will only work until all of their members die off. After that, who will preach the word to us heathens to not procreate? The world will again be doomed.

    EDIT: Fucking idiots.
    Noooo, they are on the right track but the Earth is already doomed. There are far too many stupid people breeding and we'd never get rid of them all.

    We need targeted human obsolescence here. Imagine if we first removed all of the people who exist only by being parasites upon the rest of us. The welfare staties. Then we take a two pronged approach to reducing the human population. We pursue highly advanced technology and innovation so that we can support ourselves at a high standard of living while at the same time we phase out those who cannot contribute.

    We will have to pursue this in space though, when we have colonies on the moon and mars you can bet that no-one will be spending money to send up retards, druggies, people existing on welfare handouts.

    The Earth will be a cesspit but space I think will be where we shine.

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    fuck that hippie bullshit

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    noodz =
    Would you date someone with HIV?
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    I mean i would they are people to. Plus, i don't do anal so i wouldn't get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by betticus View Post
    Noooo, they are on the right track but the Earth is already doomed. There are far too many stupid people breeding and we'd never get rid of them all.

    We need targeted human obsolescence here. Imagine if we first removed all of the people who exist only by being parasites upon the rest of us. The welfare staties. Then we take a two pronged approach to reducing the human population. We pursue highly advanced technology and innovation so that we can support ourselves at a high standard of living while at the same time we phase out those who cannot contribute.

    We will have to pursue this in space though, when we have colonies on the moon and mars you can bet that no-one will be spending money to send up retards, druggies, people existing on welfare handouts.

    The Earth will be a cesspit but space I think will be where we shine.
    I agree with all that. Your first post says they want everyone to stop breeding. This is a much slower process than your above post which calls for immediate "termination".

    Besides all that, I think your post above is more in line with getting rid of the undesirables for the benefit of those of us who do our part in society. The first post deals more with ridding "mother earth" of all of the humans so that "she" can go on living forever (all humans being undersirable to "her"). That's the hippy bullshit that I believe DuSTeR is referring to.

    I like your plan better, fwiw.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the the View Post
    I agree with all that. Your first post says they want everyone to stop breeding. This is a much slower process than your above post which calls for immediate "termination".

    Besides all that, I think your post above is more in line with getting rid of the undesirables for the benefit of those of us who do our part in society. The first post deals more with ridding "mother earth" of all of the humans so that "she" can go on living forever (all humans being undersirable to "her"). That's the hippy bullshit that I believe DuSTeR is referring to.

    I like your plan better, fwiw.
    Well, as far as this hippie movement goes and their plan to stop breeding I'm all for it as this makes our work easier. If they take themselves out so politely maybe they can convince others to do the same. It's a proven fact through all of human history, supported by written history, archaeologic discovery and scientific study that as a societies standard of living goes up they produce fewer offspring.

    Basically, if you have a wonderful life then you don't want a bunch of damned squalling babies fucking it up for you. So if we get the downtrodden masses to work hard, raise their own standards via education, indoctrination, propaganda, etc... they will stop overbreeding.

    It's a beginning...

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    It may be a beginning, but like I said in my first post, IF these hippies take their own advice and stop breeding, then they will disappear shortly and who will then keep on preaching to those of us who chose not to stop breeding? Who will carry on their message? Things will soon get back to the way they were before the hippies started their movement. The only way their plan can work is if they keep breeding, but that will make them hypocrites and thus not credible, therefore people will not believe their shit and their plan will not work.

    I still like your plan better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by betticus View Post
    http://www.vhemt.org/

    VHEMT (pronounced vehement) is a movement not an organization. It's a movement advanced by people who care about life on planet Earth. We're not just a bunch of misanthropes and anti-social, Malthusian misfits, taking morbid delight whenever disaster strikes humans. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Voluntary human extinction is the humanitarian alternative to human disasters.

    We don't carry on about how the human race has shown itself to be a greedy, amoral parasite on the once-healthy face of this planet. That type of negativity offers no solution to the inexorable horrors which human activity is causing.

    Rather, The Movement presents an encouraging alternative to the callous exploitation and wholesale destruction of Earth's ecology.

    As VHEMT Volunteers know, the hopeful alternative to the extinction of millions of species of plants and animals is the voluntary extinction of one species: Homo sapiens... us.

    Each time another one of us decides to not add another one of us to the burgeoning billions already squatting on this ravaged planet, another ray of hope shines through the gloom.

    When every human chooses to stop breeding, Earth's biosphere will be allowed to return to its former glory, and all remaining creatures will be free to live, die, evolve (if they believe in evolution), and will perhaps pass away, as so many of Nature's "experiments" have done throughout the eons.

    It's going to take all of us going.
    i don't think they realize what happens to nuclear reactors when no one is there to maintain them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the the View Post
    It may be a beginning, but like I said in my first post, IF these hippies take their own advice and stop breeding, then they will disappear shortly and who will then keep on preaching to those of us who chose not to stop breeding? Who will carry on their message? Things will soon get back to the way they were before the hippies started their movement. The only way their plan can work is if they keep breeding, but that will make them hypocrites and thus not credible, therefore people will not believe their shit and their plan will not work.

    I still like your plan better.
    They just need a better recruitment scheme, like scientology. All the sex, none of the babies... etc... They will pull in new recruits like mad with that.

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    they should call themselves the chinese pandas
    Circumcised by faith.

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    Quote Originally Posted by betticus View Post
    All the sex, none of the babies
    How much? Where do I sign?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChewY View Post
    they should call themselves the chinese pandas
    How about "Hippies for Humanity"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by the the View Post
    How much? Where do I sign?
    Owait... we can get people to also pay??? <3 <3 <3

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    You did compare it to Scientology, didn't you?

    I'll just sign over all my shit to you and I'll have a clean conscious. Ok with you?

    BTW, you can call me either Tom, or John.
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    I'm down with this but I think it would be really hard to pull off as another deity driven religion.

    What say we form a "religion" based on applied intelligence and comprehension? Centered around philosophy and learning and raising our standards of living.. Also the pursuit of hedonistic pleasures. This could be done and wouldn't be lumped in with the religions that believe in an omnipotent diety.

    The religion of humanity I guess it could be thought of as. For fun and profit.

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    Ok, I'm in.

    It's your idea, so you can be the one we all worship and follow. Your wish is our desire. Whatever you say, we will do, without question.

    Do we have a special robe or some other silly garment to wear? Can we at least smoke dope? (if not, I'm out).

    How much? Where do I sign?
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    Shit, what am I getting myself into - a gang of some sort?

    I better think this one over before I sign up.
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    This is the beautiful thing, you don't worship anything at all. You just recognize a few truths about humankind.

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    Then who gets all the money and what's the point of the cult, er...religion. Yeah, that's it the religion.

    FYI, did you know religion is a cult? Look up the definition of cult.
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    Well, obviously this will just be the first step in the development of a utopian society so the money will come from donations from people who believe in the cause.

    We'll have to get our own people into public office too so they can massage the system from the inside. Once we get it rolling we will push advanced technology and sustainable living but with the twist of also working human social systems and interpersonal systems so that it all is harmonious and profitable. We will sell advanced high tech products, replace defunct systems with new ones.

    Biotech will also have to be explored as well as all of the medical advancements. Eventually we will outcompete and dominate the entire world. I'm sure there will be rebels and whatnot but we need them also to keep a little fear in the system so that once we have it good we'll know just how awesome it is.

    Also, we'll need our own special ops types to keep the rebels at bay.

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    I volunteer for special ops. Sounds like fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the the View Post
    I volunteer for special ops. Sounds like fun.
    I'm going for the cloning of hot babes.

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