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    Default if you want a pink name and you have a vagina, prove it

    if you want a pink name and you have a vagina, prove it

    1. make a sign with your face visible and "digitalgangster.com" on a piece of paper or something
    2. take a picture of it

    this isnt the 1990s everyone has a fucking webcam or a scanner so dont bullshit

    earn your pink name and all the attention the internet will give you
    Last edited by ytcracker; 04-01-2009 at 05:38 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ytcracker View Post
    im on tour im famous now

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    it's official

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    i think 'jessica' has like 6 dupe accounts running at once.
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    I don't see the difference between marrying an inanimate object and a woman.

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    i say bitches who don't do this catch a permaban
    you better back off before i jack off

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    (since they're packing cawkz)
    you better back off before i jack off

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    Quote Originally Posted by padillac View Post
    i say bitches who don't do this catch a permaban
    agreed ^^
    dg is a exclusive community, we do not allow fake females with cawks
    Quote Originally Posted by Vershun View Post
    I don't see the difference between marrying an inanimate object and a woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by padillac View Post
    i say bitches who don't do this catch a permaban


    dynastoned daily debauchery

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    hey bryce, what colors do transvestites get
    "Motivation alone is not enough. If you have an idiot and you motivate him, now you have a motivated idiot." - Jim Rohn

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    Quote Originally Posted by studd View Post
    hey bryce, what colors do transvestites get
    What color do you want?
    I have big house, many girlfriend.
    Any woman I no like, I shoot! Make
    extra hole for happy stick. Big fun!

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    bryce, we need to have a talk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kayla View Post
    bryce, we need to have a talk.
    when women say that it always gets me uneasy
    "I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.” - WC Fields


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    bryce, we need to have a talk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stang View Post
    bryce, we need to have a talk.
    EAT MY SASS :P

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    Dan's dick has a 9.3 rating on IMDB and is up 15% in popularity this week
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    why is your hair wearing a faggot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by padillac View Post
    i say bitches who don't do this catch a permaban
    lol yea

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    Quote Originally Posted by ytcracker View Post
    when women say that it always gets me uneasy
    i'm serious though

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    I think you should post all the ones that you have so far so girls won't feel singled out.

    Remember girls! You're not alone! There are whores all over this fuckin board. Watch out for Dawna though shes got poz.exe

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    everybody shut the heck up, you all talk WAYYYYY too much.

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    *Agrees With Pad...


    Its Fool Proof.

    & They Should Have 48 Hours From First Post.
    We Gettin' -بجدية Money!


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    eep guess I should post one soon then huh


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lidia View Post
    eep guess I should post one soon then huh
    who the fuck are you

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    kayla quit hating

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    Quote Originally Posted by Craig View Post
    kayla quit hating
    hi pot, my name is kettle

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    Kayla manages all the females around here, Lidia...she's basically our Madam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by padillac View Post
    i say bitches who don't do this catch a permaban

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    Quote Originally Posted by robat View Post
    Kayla manages all the females around here, Lidia...she's basically our Madam.
    thanks for the inform, nice to know these kinda things lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lidia View Post
    thanks for the inform, nice to know these kinda things lol
    bitch shut up
    you better back off before i jack off

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    Quote Originally Posted by padillac View Post
    bitch shut up
    Ouch. Have a bad day today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by padillac View Post
    bitch, shut the fuck up
    fixt
    Quote Originally Posted by hijinks View Post
    You are data, are you not physical?

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    Quote Originally Posted by boz View Post
    fixed
    fixed

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    *is lidia*
    *joins digitalgangster.com*

    *is chaxid*
    *joins digitalgangster.com*

    *is lidia*
    *collaborates with chaxid on having leet as fuck "locations"*
    *has conversation with chaxid on internet*
    *pastes exceptionally unamusing conversation in signature*
    *won't make a digitalgangster.com sign picture since man*
    *is a faggot*

    *is chaxid*
    *opens up paint shop pro*
    *loves shadowing graffiti fonts and brick walls*
    *uploads disgusting make out picture to prove to digitalgangster.com not a faggot*
    *is a faggot*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kayla View Post
    *is lidia*
    *joins digitalgangster.com*

    *is chaxid*
    *joins digitalgangster.com*

    *is lidia*
    *collaborates with chaxid on having leet as fuck "locations"*
    *has conversation with chaxid on internet*
    *pastes exceptionally unamusing conversation in signature*
    *won't make a digitalgangster.com sign picture since man*
    *is a faggot*

    *is chaxid*
    *opens up paint shop pro*
    *loves shadowing graffiti fonts and brick walls*
    *uploads disgusting make out picture to prove to digitalgangster.com not a faggot*
    *is a faggot*
    Wow, why so upset?

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    *is kayla*
    *is a 15 year old cam whore*
    *is antisocial because dad molests me*
    *will never amount to anything cause am too busy being an AIM twat*
    *thinks everyone must meet sex partners on Internet, cause that's where I meet all the guys who bang me out lol*
    *is a slut*
    Last edited by chaxid; 11-22-2008 at 03:51 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chaxid View Post
    *is kayla*
    *is a 15 year old cam whore*
    *is antisocial because dad molests me*
    *will never amount to anything cause am too busy being an AIM twat*
    *thinks everyone must meet sex partners on Internet, cause that's where I meet all the guys who bang me out lol*
    *is a slut*
    *is chaxid*
    *just made an enemy he probably doesn't want*
    Robert Graves, president of musicnerdanimals, is going to back me, $ wise, because although he's gay he's far from stupid, and knows stevia is the future. in which he envisions me doing a striptease for him, personally. It will never happen, but what will? A gay guy being on the podium when I accept the Nobel Prize.
    !bLt: i'm german; I blitzkrieg vagina
    !bLt: all out on that shit like its poland and I got a politcal agenda

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    Quote Originally Posted by dropcode View Post
    *is chaxid*
    *just made an enemy he probably doesn't want*
    She talks about my wife, I talk about her. Oh, and I ain't fuckin scared of you.

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    I wasnt asking for an explanation.

    you can defend your wife if you wanna, I'm gonna defend my gf. fair is fair.
    Robert Graves, president of musicnerdanimals, is going to back me, $ wise, because although he's gay he's far from stupid, and knows stevia is the future. in which he envisions me doing a striptease for him, personally. It will never happen, but what will? A gay guy being on the podium when I accept the Nobel Prize.
    !bLt: i'm german; I blitzkrieg vagina
    !bLt: all out on that shit like its poland and I got a politcal agenda

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    RUT ROH
    you better back off before i jack off

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    ruh roh is right :P

    ps: He aint fuckin scared of me.
    Robert Graves, president of musicnerdanimals, is going to back me, $ wise, because although he's gay he's far from stupid, and knows stevia is the future. in which he envisions me doing a striptease for him, personally. It will never happen, but what will? A gay guy being on the podium when I accept the Nobel Prize.
    !bLt: i'm german; I blitzkrieg vagina
    !bLt: all out on that shit like its poland and I got a politcal agenda

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    hi
    Paranoia is just Reality at a higher resolution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dropcode View Post
    ruh roh is right :P

    ps: He aint fuckin scared of me.
    Oh shit you gonna get my dox? Gonna hack me? Fucking fruitcake bitch I guarantee that even though you might eventually think you know who I am, you really have no idea.

    FUCKING HACK ME MUTHERFUCKER.

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    Quote Originally Posted by padillac View Post
    RUT ROH
    I have big house, many girlfriend.
    Any woman I no like, I shoot! Make
    extra hole for happy stick. Big fun!

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    awww umad?
    you sound mad :o
    Robert Graves, president of musicnerdanimals, is going to back me, $ wise, because although he's gay he's far from stupid, and knows stevia is the future. in which he envisions me doing a striptease for him, personally. It will never happen, but what will? A gay guy being on the podium when I accept the Nobel Prize.
    !bLt: i'm german; I blitzkrieg vagina
    !bLt: all out on that shit like its poland and I got a politcal agenda

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    *is kayla*
    *is fifteen*
    *asks dad to stop molesting for an hour*
    *gets on cam*
    *heh*

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    Yeah, I'm pretty easily trolled :p Actually, I think I just needed a cigarette cause I'm good now.

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    *is katy*
    *never posted a pic*
    *is probably a man irl*

    :P

    this game is funz!!!


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    *is katy*
    *puts hands down pants*
    *feels a vagina*
    *phew*


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    *is craig*
    *has a big dick*
    *possesses a beautiful singing voice*

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    Quote Originally Posted by RonMexico View Post
    I think you should post all the ones that you have so far so girls won't feel singled out.

    Remember girls! You're not alone! There are whores all over this fuckin board. Watch out for Dawna though shes got poz.exe
    hey wtf!
    just for that I'm going to make a "PROCREATION" comment on yer facebook :P

    Quote Originally Posted by LadyKaty View Post
    *is katy*
    *never posted a pic*
    *is probably a man irl*
    ^ this except

    *is dawna*
    *is sick of people typing shit out like this*
    EAT MY SASS :P

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    *is rmk*
    *kicks dawna in teh whalecunt*
    *bids her a good evening*

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    *is dawna...still*
    *punches rmk in his nastey lil t7nt*
    *says adieu to yew*
    EAT MY SASS :P

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