first off, the dog was just trotting around acting all happy and i was petting it and all was good, then the dog turned around and there was this 3" white string just sticking straight out of her b-hole
i started crying and covered my head in a blanket and started yelling at my girlfriend to check it out, and i guess she pulled it out but i was about to puke so i didn't see any of that. half expected the dog to pop like one of those champagne poppers heh. also, pretty sure it was a tampon string. there was like 2" still inside the dog though :(
secondly, earlier today, i went to the chinese food store and they had this gem in the window:
COMING SOON: MILK!
the best part was they already had milk in there
then we went to some weird flea shop place where on the whole, everything was pretty uninteresting until i found a table full of weird old (i think) pre-wwf press photos of wrestlers, there was this picture of a dude sitting in a car with his head out of the sunroof because he was so big (heh). they were pretty expensive so i only bought two
i have "chief wahoo mcdaniels" too
anyway i just woke up from a nap so if anyone wants to eat me, feel free