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A bleached asshole is a happy asshole! An asshole that has had laser hair removal and a bleaching is an asshole worthy of being rimmed.
what i did was
will you take this pbt
FUCK NO
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i hand them a little card with my license/reg that says:
I hereby revoke and refuse to waive all of the following rights and privileges afforded to me by the U.S. Constitution.
I invoke and refuse to waive my fifth amendment right to remain silent.
Do not ask me any questions.
I invoke and refuse to waive my Sixth Amendment right to an attorney or my choice.
Do not ask me any questions without my attorney present.
I invoke and refuse to waive all privileges and right pursuant to the case Miranda vs. Arizona.
Do not ask me any questions, or make any comment to these decisions.
usually they either
1. read it and walk away with information/come back with ticket.
2. ive had one try to keep it and ive had to specifically ask for the card back.
3. try to ask me shit anyway an i just tell em to read the card again.
fuck the cops.
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good thread
FUCK crooked cops!
they're so gay with DUIs in the US. over here you get stopped, they'll probably give you a ticket for speeding(like doing 66 in a 65 or 59 in a 55), ask you if you've been drinking, you say: "I had like 2-3 beers over the course of the night, I live 10 minutes from here..." they'll say something along the lines of: "you don't have to tell me that, I can smell it from out here" you'll freeze and think you're fucked. then they go ahead and tell you to "take it easy" and go on slowly and carefully. It will cost you about $150 but you won't go to jail or get your license suspended... that's how I've experienced it twice already
cops are dumb. i used to live next to a cop, he beat his wife. stupid fucker.
how much of this applies to the uk?
Great video although one thing I would have to counter with him is
* Get registration and insurance before cop approaches car
In my opinion and past experience, the problem with this is cops will think you are reaching for something or trying to hide/dispose of something... being pulled over about 18-20 times since I got my licence (2 in the last week and a half alone) I have received one ticket out of all that and I even got that dropped, I rarely drink and drive and the times I have I never got breathalyzed. I didnt know you could refuse getting out of a vehicle A+ to that
I should follow this guys path and make my own vid
Mc$'s steps to avoid all suspicion, tickets, and any other cop encounters
0) Have a Valentine1 Radar Detector to avoid 90% of the cops, my only ticket occured when my V1 was broken at the time. Doesn't mean you won't run into them and get pulled over for other BS
1) See blue lights in your rear view mirror, immediately turn on hazard/emergency signals
2) Slow down but find a safe place to pull over which will put the cop out of danger (I usually turn into a store parking lot/side one off the main road)
3) Turn on interior light and roll down all windows (especially if you have illegal tint)
4) Keep hands on top of steering wheel and dont reach or do anything else keep your phone hidden as well
5) Wait for cop to approach you and ask for ID, if youre in the military or have any other special government ID have that infront of your licence and flash it where he sees it without him thinking you waived it to him, hand licence. Ask n0fx about this one he seen it work into play and the cop even admitted to of not even running me after seeing that
6) Act nervous and youve never been pulled over before, when asked what you did wrong say honestly sir I have no idea I never get introuble
7) Tell him before he asks, sir if you want my car registration it is in the glove box, (just dont go reaching for it again put the cops fears at ease) I wouldnt/never mention the insurance papers until asked I think once they get ahold of that your chances of getting a ticket greatly increase
8) He'll BRB to run you most likely and once he sees hopefully you have no tickets and you really are a good kid you will be left with a warning and no record of you ever being pulled over will appear on your licence and you can repeat steps 1-8 next time
9) Definetely thank him and tell him to be safe out there and have a great day/night
=)
Last edited by Shasta; 01-06-2009 at 07:46 AM.
i just refuse to blow and they take me to jail and i get no dui or classes or fines or gay shit, they just sus your license bc they are gay and yeah
shasta you're absolutely correct. don't ever move around or reach for anything when getting pulled over. that is #1 most suspicious thing to do and cops will get very nervous if you do.
don't even reach for seat belts or anything. always be courteous, polite, and smile no matter what. (you acting like a tough guy who hates cops isn't going to score you any points when you're sitting in jail because you thought you were too cool for school.)
i've been pulled over with pounds in the trunk or something under the seat and i've never had a problem with cops.
by the way if you plan on doing anything illegal like transporting drugs. don't dress like a fucking hoodlum. that means don't sag your shit under your ass, wear backwards cap, no hoodies, and don't wear some nignog shiny shit all over. you want to wear half way presentable clothing. collared shirt, comb your hair, etc...
again shasta is right on his point don't reach for anything. other than that the man in the first video is spot on you don't have to say shit or do anything if you think you're illegally doing something. go through the motions and get off scott free. might be a pain in the ass to lose your license for a few months but it's better than a DUI, community service, classes, and $10k in fines and fees.
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