I found out today. At work no less, haha.
The hives and lack of ability to breathe informed my body of this fact. The doctor in the E.R. seconded this particular reasoning for my near death experience.
My whole life is going to suck because of this unfortunate turn of events.
I should go to confession.
I just wanted to let you know that I almost died. Almost.
But as the singer Brandy once sang, "almost doesn't count."
That is all.
Near death experiences =