if you just became president what is the first secret you would want to know?

**2fast** · 01-20-2009, 02:15 PM

if you just became president what is the first secret you would want to know?

I want to know if there has ever been a real alien encounter

**UnluckyXIII** · 01-20-2009, 02:17 PM

I would not ask questions, just do what my Halliburton and Bilderburg Group master told me to do.

**chaxid** · 01-20-2009, 02:18 PM

Black projects are mostly off of the Presidential radar. You can't invest that much otherwise compartmentalized knowledge into a single person.

In other words, he doesn't know as much as some people may think.

**mrhanz** · 01-20-2009, 02:18 PM

9/11: conspiracy...?

**TheJokerOCG** · 01-20-2009, 02:21 PM

i would demand to know about the existance of aliens...im still kinda holding hope that there really is a thing called a Stargate, that would be so fucking awesome! Then i would have my "Crawford Ranch" on another planet and noone could disturb me

**supa** · 01-20-2009, 02:23 PM

i think they have come across alien shit before if you watch the video of that foreign hacker who got into alot of the ufo files and now the us wants to talk to him real bad

**lccub** · 01-20-2009, 02:24 PM

I'd probably ask why there are so many shit threads

**chaxid** · 01-20-2009, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by supa

i think they have come across alien shit before if you watch the video of that foreign hacker who got into alot of the ufo files and now the us wants to talk to him real bad

I thought he got extridited and is now sitting happily in a 6x6 prison cell?

**Media Monster** · 01-20-2009, 02:26 PM

AREA 54---Full Access

**Media Monster** · 01-20-2009, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by supa

i think they have come across alien shit before if you watch the video of that foreign hacker who got into alot of the ufo files and now the us wants to talk to him real bad

post the vid

**UnluckyXIII** · 01-20-2009, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by Media Monster

AREA 54---Full Access

Shhhh. That's the rEAL secret one. Not Area 51.

Area 54 is where we keep Andy Warhol's body in cryogenic storage.

**magnaccia** · 01-20-2009, 02:28 PM

ID FIND OUT WHO *REALLY* KILLED JR

**tispe** · 01-20-2009, 02:28 PM

pretty much hes just a figurehead, theres people behind the scenes who tell him what to do and shit

**562cobra** · 01-20-2009, 02:29 PM

if black people are really white inside.

**cattymystique** · 01-20-2009, 02:35 PM

In addition to aliens, i would like to know the deal with vampires and werewolves, they have to exist...
Furthermore, i would like to know how many luciferian groups are in Washington, the Vatican etc.

Malachi Martin could not be wrong about everything.

**Media Monster** · 01-20-2009, 02:35 PM

yea man you didnt know...area 54 is 3 blocks over and 3x as secret

**magnaccia** · 01-20-2009, 02:35 PM

obama is a werewolf

**Media Monster** · 01-20-2009, 02:36 PM

psyc i fucked up

**boz** · 01-20-2009, 02:39 PM

id wanna know if i could use jedi mind tricks to get tacos, tacos rule

**mattqatsi** · 01-20-2009, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by magnaccia

ID FIND OUT WHO *REALLY* KILLED JR

That's what happens when you first get sworn in. You get led to a dark, smoky room with men with faces obscured by shadows sitting around a table. You sit down and a screen comes down from the ceiling. You then get shown the JFK assassination from a completely fucking new angle.

**UnluckyXIII** · 01-20-2009, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by boz

id wanna know if i could use jedi mind tricks to get tacos, tacos rule

Just invade Mexico.

**TheJokerOCG** · 01-20-2009, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by mattqatsi

That's what happens when you first get sworn in. You get led to a dark, smoky room with men with faces obscured by shadows sitting around a table. You sit down and a screen comes down from the ceiling. You then get shown the JFK assassination from a completely fucking new angle.

dee-dee-dee...hes talking about JR from the TV show Dallas

**magnaccia** · 01-20-2009, 02:42 PM

yeah JFK is old news, Dallas is where the real drama is

**TheJokerOCG** · 01-20-2009, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by magnaccia

Dallas is where the real drama is

**boz** · 01-20-2009, 02:43 PM

watch this niggas head explode

**UnluckyXIII** · 01-20-2009, 02:45 PM

Knots Landing was 10x better IMO.

mj · 01-20-2009, 02:46 PM

I would demand they take me to Area 51 immediately, as well as the NSA complex, with a full tour of the sub floors, then on to Ft. Knox, for sex on top of gold bars.

**TheJokerOCG** · 01-20-2009, 02:48 PM

**boz** · 01-20-2009, 02:52 PM

**Media Monster** · 01-20-2009, 02:53 PM

I say make North Dakota and South Dakota just DAKOTA make North Carolina and South Carolina just CAROLINA, buy Canada and Mexico to keep it an even 50...and jump start the economy by owning the cheap labor...like china

**TheJokerOCG** · 01-20-2009, 02:53 PM

id rather meet an Asgard, like Thor in the pic i posted

**gullydwarf** · 01-20-2009, 02:54 PM

I would demand a full explanation of what the fuck is actually happening in Lost.

**wild** · 01-20-2009, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by lccub

I'd probably ask why there are so many shit threads

**boz** · 01-20-2009, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by TheJokerOCG

id rather meet an Asgard, like Thor in the pic i posted

you mean you wanna meet an Æsir, Asgard is the capital city where Valhalla is located

the Æsir is the group of gods that Thor is a part of

**XploitD** · 01-20-2009, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by mrhanz

9/11: conspiracy...?

yes.

**outlander** · 01-20-2009, 03:15 PM

Dude, the president doesn't know everything, highly secret things are compartmentalized so that if the president got kidnapped, he couldn't give away that much info, and I'd smile and do what the people who donated to my campaign tell me to do

**BLUNTBILL** · 01-20-2009, 03:17 PM

id want to know how many of the presidents have masturbated in the oval office, im guessing its sort of an ongoing joke like they all have done it and tell the next one

**TheJokerOCG** · 01-20-2009, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by boz

you mean you wanna meet an Æsir, Asgard is the capital city where Valhalla is located

the Æsir is the group of gods that Thor is a part of

Thor, the alien from Stargate SG-1 not the Marvel Comic. And Thor's race were called the Asgard, before they destroyed their planet, Orilla. And Thor's Hammer was a Goa'uld stopping device. And Loki liked to experiment on humans.

**likepie** · 01-20-2009, 10:25 PM

ELVIS
wtf is wrong with yall
well... i suppose aliens would work too

**TheUltimate** · 01-20-2009, 10:30 PM

Aliens bro come on. Then all the conspiracy shit. Only after I knew everything would I actually attempt to run the country my curiosity comes first.

**something random** · 01-20-2009, 10:31 PM

You should spend a few weeks "lurking" the forum, watching what other people post, in order to get used to the general flow of things. During this time it is OK to respond to other's threads, but you should refrain from clicking the new topic button.

**boz** · 01-20-2009, 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by TheJokerOCG

Thor, the alien from Stargate SG-1 not the Marvel Comic. And Thor's race were called the Asgard, before they destroyed their planet, Orilla. And Thor's Hammer was a Goa'uld stopping device. And Loki liked to experiment on humans.

OH THAT THOR, and i was referring to actual norse mythology, not the comic series, that thor was just some dude who picked up mjolnir and was turned into thor

**betticus** · 01-21-2009, 12:04 AM

Originally Posted by mj

I would demand they take me to Area 51 immediately, as well as the NSA complex, with a full tour of the sub floors, then on to Ft. Knox, for sex on top of gold bars.

I can get you into one of those places. nbd, js.

**Cuell4r** · 01-21-2009, 12:09 AM

Originally Posted by gullydwarf

I would demand a full explanation of what the fuck is actually happening in Lost.

It's not hard to understand lololol

**likepie** · 01-21-2009, 12:44 AM

duster
STFU...

**Trill Gates** · 01-21-2009, 12:51 AM

All I wanna know is...

who killed tommies boyyyy...\

**Dicepticon** · 01-21-2009, 12:55 AM

^one of the greatest rap albums ever created, nbd js

**mem** · 01-21-2009, 12:57 AM

2pac

**Trill Gates** · 01-21-2009, 01:02 AM

Originally Posted by Dicepticon

^one of the greatest rap albums ever created, nbd js

yeah pretty much

**Hate** · 01-21-2009, 01:15 AM

Originally Posted by TheJokerOCG

dee-dee-dee...hes talking about JR from the TV show Dallas

i think almost everybody got it the first time

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