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Thread: WHAT'S YOUR SUPER POWER!?

  1. 02-10-2005, 04:21 PM #1
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    I can shoot bolts of radiation from my hands. I can also fly.
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  2. 02-10-2005, 04:22 PM #2
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    i can bash in one of my testicles trying to reposition my boxers and cry about it on the internet
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    i can hack the planet

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  4. 02-10-2005, 04:51 PM #4
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    I can control cats with my mind and force them to do my evil bidding.
    We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
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    i can become super emo at the drop of a hat.
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    i shit in less than a minute.

    every time.
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  8. 02-10-2005, 06:07 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Restricted_
    i can become super emo at the drop of a hat.
    Cutlery's so emo, he bleeds tears.
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  9. 02-10-2005, 06:25 PM #9
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    You know Mr. Fantastic? Well my penis can do that. I call my penis Mr. Fantastic. It's fantastic.
    ';'
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  10. 02-10-2005, 06:26 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by CG
    You know Mr. Fantastic? Well my penis can do that. I call my penis Mr. Fantastic. It's fantastic.
    Your penis gets all flat and stretchy?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AtomicHero
    Quote Originally Posted by CG
    You know Mr. Fantastic? Well my penis can do that. I call my penis Mr. Fantastic. It's fantastic.
    Your penis gets all flat and stretchy?
    Wait, no I want to change my super-power sort of. It grows like that Indian chief dude. Only it's just my peepee.

    edit: I still call it Mr. Fantastic.
    ';'
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  12. 02-10-2005, 06:32 PM #12
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    I can make panties drop in .005 seconds.

    Most underwear too.
    “I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.”
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  13. 02-10-2005, 06:34 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistress J
    I can make panties drop in .005 seconds.

    Most underwear too.
    Prove it. :o
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistress J
    I can make panties drop in .005 seconds.

    Most underwear too.
    Ya pics.
    ';'
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    Quote Originally Posted by CG
    Quote Originally Posted by Mistress J
    I can make panties drop in .005 seconds.

    Most underwear too.
    Ya pics.
    :pics: I asked her to prove it.
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  17. 02-10-2005, 06:46 PM #17
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    In person. Come visit and I wil show you my skillz.
    “I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.”
    J. Robert Oppenheimer

    "It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees."
    Zapata
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  18. 02-10-2005, 06:47 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistress J
    In person. Come visit and I wil show you my skillz.
    CG, it's roadtrip time.
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  19. 02-10-2005, 06:48 PM #19
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    Dont tease.... It's not nice.
    “I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.”
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  20. 02-10-2005, 06:50 PM #20
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    unpatRIOTiC tOOL: Mistress J is a guy.
    unpatRIOTiC tOOL: Mistress J is a guy.
    unpatRIOTiC tOOL: Mistress J is a guy.
    unpatRIOTiC tOOL: Mistress J is a guy.
    unpatRIOTiC tOOL: Mistress J is a guy.
    unpatRIOTiC tOOL: Mistress J is a guy.

    LOLOLOL

    He sed j/k though :(
    ';'
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  21. 02-10-2005, 07:06 PM #21
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    i can make people despise me in just a few minutes.
    ... is it working yet?
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  22. 02-10-2005, 07:07 PM #22
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    Nah. Not yet.



    If I am a guy, I am the best looking tranny EVAR.
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  23. 02-10-2005, 07:25 PM #23
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    im a pimp.

    no, really, i am. ask prod.
    now all i have to do is convince his sister to come back to me.
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  24. 02-10-2005, 07:26 PM #24
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