That new new shit

[Zero]

:twisted: whut up yall i hear yall spitting some whack whack ass freestlyes talkin bout grabin sausages and shit.. so i fugure id kick some flavor like kool aid in this thing.....

Yall spit raps
I spit gats
promisin to split a skull in half
You can sit there and joke and laugh
But im behind you when your neck goes crack
Cuz im the first of the new new breed
The killa from under the street
Droppin bombs on all the main stream
Every rapper ima beat till they cry
Stab them in the eye
Screamin diemotherfuckerdie

[rmk]

nurga please
your raps suffer from lamer disease
i'll have down you on your knees
screamin PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE
i keeps it cocked
don't need a double action trigger
or maybe throw you off the roof
and watch your body bounce like tigger
that's right homie i cite winnie the pooh
so plz get of the nuts cuz homie i just pwned u

[Zero]

OK but i dont think you know
bout the killa zero
Stickin sharps things in places they dont go
Cursed by the voices of a old dark witch
tellin me not to stop till i see it twicth
stabbin you bitch with 2 switchblades griped in my fist
Better yet ill call jlk and youll get whooped by your sis
......bitch :twisted:

[rmk]

i've been beating up my sister since the second grade just like a redneck
ill jab you in the throat with a sharpened pentech
any pencil fighter knows that the pentech owns you
so don't step to me if you can't take the nerd fu
i'll kill you 6 times in one freestyle session
and when that's done i'll give that ass a good spelling lesson

[Zero]

well i see you are a hater
so im a staple that mouth shut with my stream line stapler
Treat you like the fax that always jams up paper
Taken you out back with a baseball bat
And go to swinging just like that
Damn dude your sis beat you up
that isnt a redneck but a punk that got FUCKED UP!
But dont try to cover it or hide it
cuz we all know thats whats deep inside ya
or better yet
i bet
that whats deep inside ya is that pen tech

[JLKauffman]

Hey dude it's a swingline that was taken
if you're trying to quote office space
cuz my memory can't be mistaken
or at least not in this case
since I'm the goddess of office supplies
and I never claimed to beat my twin
my nerd fu would never suffice
especially not way back then
I know I'm not a scrapper
so don't hold me to your standard
but I wanted to point out I'm not a rapper
lest I end up looking like a retard

[kidrobot]

damn look at all you eight mile wanna bes
talkin like ya'll just won the lottery
sit down and read a little booky book
before your ass gets tore up like a fish on a hook
listen to my words like a lyrical disaster
knock your ass down on your knees and call me master
now imma shut up and go watch some porno
you little kids should stop rhymin before you get hurt, ya know




heh..my stupid two cents have been added..

[Zero]

So what my memory isn the best
you tryin to put me to the test
Ima serial killa i have to confess
I dont care about gammer or even fucking spelling
So what in school all my grade were failing
Cuz my biggest concern was which one of your moms i was nailing

[Zero]

So yeah yall can't top that
not even with a top hat
so go ahead and take a step back
And see Zero in all his glory
dressed in all black
Armed with bandanas and a baseball bat
Not to mention my nickel plated gat
With that little red beam painted on your hat
Because you know thats what I like to see
A hater like you start to scream
Because i love to use your Charm as a target
as it swings

[auto]

I hear you love charms
to bad you arent lucky
you keep fucky fucky
and youll end up plucky
like a chicken at kfc
making the sound cluck clucky
drowning in the fryer neck deep with no rubber ducky

[mr. big]

Freestylin on a full stomach bitches thought you knew,
supposed to wait 30 fuck that and fuck you too,
it's about time for CGangster to step in his shoes,
and stomp all over the whacktastic rhymin n00bs,
yeah I'm listenin to the instrumental mobb deep,
shook ones motherfucker puttin you to sleep,
6 feet under, time for you all too simply peep,
my flow, follow me now like a bunch of sheep,
ain't nobody steppin to the fuckin DG thugs,
step up to the fuckin windshield and get squashed like bugs,
leavin you standin still all jawed-open in ya lugz,
now watch me sell your bitches like some persian rugs,
the first two bitches cost a half-bill each,
every bitch after the tenth bitch is free,
don't play no games sucka I don't deal with leech,
es, I'm the best you're like a whale that's been beached,
keep squirmin around gettin me all aggrivated,
makin me aim twice will get me motivated,
good thing I'm totin the uzi cuz I be pretty faded,
watch yo whole crew get laid out when I come sprayin.

Something like that?

[The Grouch]

im always, ready to rip like a heald in fart
my battle raps and freestyles
leave you left like owen heart
and you think you beating me?
shit, fatal actions is tragic
Defeating djint
like kelly osbourne winning a beauty pagent :idea:


The Champ is here :!:

[Zero]

ok ok...
Line after line
after every word in every ryhme
ill come back but harder this time
cuz when im pissed i
tranform into optimus prime
busting shots from my sidearm pistols
and at the same time launchin shoulder missles
And your aww struck stand like damn my nizzle
But in reality
i know you dont wanna fuck with me
cause i murder entire families
i guess its kinda of my hobby
Breakin in front doors
And leavin murder scenes
But ima say thing to you feminme wannabes
your house is my next target for my fire starting
So when the smoke has you wanting to choke and cough
remember these 4 words
you can FUCK OFF! :twisted: