V-day shit

**kidrobot** · 02-10-2005, 06:29 PM

if you gotta SO..what are you doing for her on V-day..

for my girl, i built her something..it's a solid book out of wood that opens in the center, i stained in cherry stain. then got a heart made out of wood and painted it antique gold and put it on the front of the book. Inside I laced the insides with crushed red velvet and on one side I wrote her a love poem and the other side I put a fake red rose..i know, corny, but hey, had to be different.

**AtomicHero** · 02-10-2005, 06:31 PM

I rented a private jet to take us to the Caribbean for the weekend. Then, I bought an engagement ring.

Then I remembered I had no girlfriend.

So, I gave it to your mom. :?

mj · 02-10-2005, 06:33 PM

I might give the boyfriend head.

Or a spankin.

Yup. He gets a spankin.

**AtomicHero** · 02-10-2005, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by Mistress J

I might give the boyfriend head.

Or a spankin.

Yup. He gets a spankin.

Wouldn't he prefer the latter?

**mr. big** · 02-10-2005, 06:35 PM

I'm buying my hoe a Dooney and Burke (sp?) purse to match her new wallet.

**kidrobot** · 02-10-2005, 06:37 PM

i just got done making reservations at a hotel..hah..room with a jaquizzi..hehe..

mj · 02-10-2005, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by AtomicHero

Originally Posted by Mistress J

I might give the boyfriend head.

Or a spankin.

Yup. He gets a spankin.

Wouldn't he prefer the latter?

Valentines day isnt about him.

Its about me & I like giving spankin's better than head.

**AtomicHero** · 02-10-2005, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by Mistress J

Its about me & I like giving spankin's better than head.

Greedy.

You should give 365.

**Magik** · 02-10-2005, 06:45 PM

spending it shoving my face with chocolates and wishing my ex had no cock

mj · 02-10-2005, 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by AtomicHero

Originally Posted by Mistress J

Its about me & I like giving spankin's better than head.

Greedy.

You should give 365.

Damn straight I'm greedy.

But 200 is better than none.

**mr. big** · 02-10-2005, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by magik

spending it shoving my face with chocolates and wishing my ex had no cock

Dats magikal yo.

**Magik** · 02-10-2005, 06:50 PM

it really is, now if i can only figure out HOW to steal his cock and keep it for my damn self :x

**mr. big** · 02-10-2005, 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by magik

it really is, now if i can only figure out HOW to steal his cock and keep it for my damn self :x

That's fucked up right there. Remind me to never share my penis with you.

**Magik** · 02-10-2005, 06:52 PM

LOL... i doubt i need to remind you. should be pretty obvious

**kidrobot** · 02-10-2005, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by magik

it really is, now if i can only figure out HOW to steal his cock and keep it for my damn self :x

greedy fuckers..lol..

**Magik** · 02-10-2005, 06:54 PM

he shoves things in his ass, he doesnt need a penis to have fun HA

**kidrobot** · 02-10-2005, 06:56 PM

dirty..dirty..dirty.. :owned:

mj · 02-10-2005, 07:10 PM

I have some man whores with very impressive cocks.

They are talented too.

I'll give you friends rate.

3 snowshoes and Betticus is yours for the night.

**Magik** · 02-10-2005, 07:16 PM

ah, yes.. score !! ty

**AtomicHero** · 02-10-2005, 07:18 PM

Psh, she doesn't have to pay.

She can use me like a vibrator. I have no shame.

mj · 02-10-2005, 07:26 PM

But, I have a guarantee with my manwhores.

10 orgasms in 2 hours, or your $ back.

I wouldnt charge her anyway, she's hot.

**jobot** · 02-10-2005, 08:30 PM

he should be happy he gets a spankin

mj · 02-10-2005, 08:31 PM

After teh way he acted when you all were over, you are correct.

**turk** · 02-09-2008, 06:16 PM

bump for holiday coming up

daggy diamonds · 02-09-2008, 06:17 PM

Originally Posted by kidrobot

if you gotta SO..what are you doing for her on V-day..

for my girl, i built her something..it's a solid book out of wood that opens in the center, i stained in cherry stain. then got a heart made out of wood and painted it antique gold and put it on the front of the book. Inside I laced the insides with crushed red velvet and on one side I wrote her a love poem and the other side I put a fake red rose..i know, corny, but hey, had to be different.

does anyone know anything about biiiirdsss?