nom nom nom.

**brittany** · 05-20-2009, 03:10 AM

So, minding my own buisness. I just walked outside to discover this:

Little bastard removed my trash can lid, and went to town. He didn't even ask first.

**rex151** · 05-20-2009, 03:11 AM

lol thats funny

**betticus** · 05-20-2009, 03:11 AM

Your possums don't even care if you walk up and start taking photos...

He's like "fuck you biotch!! My garbage!!"

**brittany** · 05-20-2009, 03:12 AM

He just chilled there while I snapped pictures of him grubbing. I thought he'd get scared or something.

**rex151** · 05-20-2009, 03:13 AM

dique fuck the paparazzi lol

**betticus** · 05-20-2009, 03:16 AM

Originally Posted by brittany

He just chilled there while I snapped pictures of him grubbing. I thought he'd get scared or something.

See if you can train him to do cute tricks for cheetos. They love cheetos, will whore their own mothers out for a cheeto!

**brittany** · 05-20-2009, 03:18 AM

Bring me some cheetos!

I'm pretty sure he comes to my trash nightly. So, I'll catch him tomorrow. I can have a circus of trash eating animals. And, I'll shoot them out of cannons. It'll be great.

**rex151** · 05-20-2009, 03:20 AM

Originally Posted by brittany

Bring me some cheetos!

I'm pretty sure he comes to my trash nightly. So, I'll catch him tomorrow. I can have a circus of trash eating animals. And, I'll shoot them out of cannons. It'll be great.

how much are you charging to see the circus animals do tricks ?

**brittany** · 05-20-2009, 03:22 AM

Depends on how well I train them. Plus, I have to learn how to shoot animals out of cannons. I wouldn't want people to pay to see me shoot a possum out of a cannon and then get covered in animal organs.

**rex151** · 05-20-2009, 03:24 AM

Originally Posted by brittany

Depends on how well I train them. Plus, I have to learn how to shoot animals out of cannons. I wouldn't want people to pay to see me shoot a possum out of a cannon and then get covered in animal organs.

LOL good idea. can they sing ? like the roaches in joe's apartment ?

**brittany** · 05-20-2009, 03:25 AM

Hm. I'm not sure. Hopefully I can teach them to rap- I'm sure they'd be better than Ytcracker.

**rex151** · 05-20-2009, 03:26 AM

Originally Posted by brittany

Hm. I'm not sure. Hopefully I can teach them to rap- I'm sure they'd be better than Ytcracker.

imagine possums remixing LOL MONEY ?

**betticus** · 05-20-2009, 03:27 AM

Originally Posted by brittany

Hm. I'm not sure. Hopefully I can teach them to rap- I'm sure they'd be better than Ytcracker.

I might have to write a rap tune about you.

**betticus** · 05-20-2009, 03:27 AM

Originally Posted by rex151

imagine possums remixing LOL MONEY ?

LOL LEFTOVERS!

**rex151** · 05-20-2009, 03:28 AM

Originally Posted by betticus

LOL LEFTOVERS!

ROFL

**brittany** · 05-20-2009, 03:29 AM

Originally Posted by betticus

LOL LEFTOVERS!

It'll be a new hit smash for sure.

**brittany** · 05-20-2009, 03:30 AM

I just hope he saves some food for Dennis. :(

**rex151** · 05-20-2009, 03:31 AM

Originally Posted by brittany

It'll be a new hit smash for sure.

for sure

**rex151** · 05-20-2009, 03:33 AM

Originally Posted by brittany

So, minding my own buisness. I just walked outside to discover this:

Little bastard removed my trash can lid, and went to town. He didn't even ask first.

looks like your hiding out in a cave ?

**brittany** · 05-20-2009, 03:34 AM

THE BRITTYCAVE, WHY!?!?! FED!!!!!!!!

No. That's my fireplace. It's stone. :(

**betticus** · 05-20-2009, 03:34 AM

rollin out for grub late in the night
flashes in my eyes, bright white light
britty caught me nom nommin
on her half eaten top ramen
what ya gonna do
when the possumpaparazzi come for you

**brittany** · 05-20-2009, 03:36 AM

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

You should duet with them.

**rex151** · 05-20-2009, 03:37 AM

Originally Posted by brittany

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

You should duet with them.

LMFAO

**rex151** · 05-20-2009, 03:38 AM

Originally Posted by brittany

THE BRITTYCAVE, WHY!?!?! FED!!!!!!!!

No. That's my fireplace. It's stone. :(

lol im not a fed looks like you are doing the binladin, hideing out in caves and shit lol

no disrespect

**betticus** · 05-20-2009, 03:39 AM

Originally Posted by rex151

lol im not a fed looks like you are doing the binladin

That is the hidden entrance to her underground system of hydroponic ganja grow caves. The possum got the munchies from taking a nap in the exhaust ducting.

**brittany** · 05-20-2009, 03:40 AM

Originally Posted by rex151

lol im not a fed looks like you are doing the binladin, hideing out in caves and shit lol

no disrespect

I am Binladin.

**rex151** · 05-20-2009, 03:40 AM

Originally Posted by betticus

That is the hidden entrance to her underground system of hydroponic ganja grow caves. The possum got the munchies from taking a nap in the exhaust ducting.

good one sir

**betticus** · 05-20-2009, 03:44 AM

Originally Posted by rex151

good one sir

*takes bow* Thank you kind sir.. I'll be here all week!

**rex151** · 05-20-2009, 03:45 AM

Originally Posted by betticus

*takes bow* Thank you kind sir.. I'll be here all week!

i thinks you cool

**betticus** · 05-20-2009, 03:52 AM

Originally Posted by rex151

i thinks you cool

Let's get a room, a bottle of champagne and perhaps a brass pole.. we can call it the champagne room.

**rex151** · 05-20-2009, 03:55 AM

Originally Posted by betticus

Let's get a room, a bottle of champagne and perhaps a brass pole.. we can call it the champagne room.

............... mad gay!

**pad** · 05-20-2009, 04:00 AM

then you packed your vagina full of garbage and let him really go to town

**Downtown Julie** · 05-20-2009, 04:11 AM

Originally Posted by rex151

............... mad gay!

shut the fuck up, March of 2009.

**brittany** · 05-20-2009, 04:11 AM

Originally Posted by pad

then you packed your vagina full of garbage and let him really go to town

I wanted that part to stay a secret, geez. Thanks for telling everyone my fetish of having possums eat wrappers out of my twat. :(

**betticus** · 05-20-2009, 04:14 AM

Originally Posted by brittany

I wanted that part to stay a secret, geez. Thanks for telling everyone my fetish of having possums eat wrappers out of my twat. :(

I keep telling you... cheetos!

**theredspecial** · 05-20-2009, 04:25 AM

those fucks run in front on my car like 3 times a week. I never stop but they always manage to make it out alive. BASTARDS

**Downtown Julie** · 05-20-2009, 04:29 AM

i heard a faint sound outside the front of my house around noon yesterday. i went out to take pictures, being very careful not to startle them. below is one of the clearer shots i got. they didn't seem to notice me and once they all came, they scurried back into the woods just as quickly as they'd arrived.

**theredspecial** · 05-20-2009, 05:04 AM

^that's homosexual

**Downtown Julie** · 05-20-2009, 05:39 AM

Originally Posted by theredspecial

^that's homosexual

no it's not. it's... wait, well... okay yes, it might be.. actually ok, it's extremely homosexual. wow.. in fact, i don't even know what i was thinking there. sorry about that. how about this one instead.

**theredspecial** · 05-20-2009, 05:41 AM

he has a semi or just a large flaccid penis

**rob-beatz** · 05-20-2009, 05:42 AM

a friend of mine punted a possum that was walking across the street at night. a bunch baby possums flew out of the punted possum's pouch. someone set the babies on fire. i wasn't there.

moral of the story: possums are marsupials

**leon** · 05-20-2009, 05:42 AM

Im In A NSFW Area And Its Kinda Public
And I Saw Those Pictures.
D:

**Downtown Julie** · 05-20-2009, 05:43 AM

Originally Posted by theredspecial

he has a semi or just a large flaccid penis

yeah, i couldn't help but notice that myself. you know, this reminds me of a time when i was stationed in korea. my roommate and i had been drinking for about 6 hours, and sometime around midnight, we got into this w... i'll finish this story another time.

**leon** · 05-20-2009, 05:44 AM

Also;
I Came Into This Thread With The IDEA That I'd See A Picture Of
1.Brittany 'NomNomNom'ing On Dennis' Nis
2.Dennis 'NomNomNom'ing On Brittanys' Vag.

I Am Disappointed.

**Elite** · 05-20-2009, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by brittany

THE BRITTYCAVE, WHY!?!?! FED!!!!!!!!

No. That's my fireplace. It's stone. :(

So you keep your trash cans inside your house?

Nevermind; I wouldn't expect anything less from somebody who's been with Dennis.

**cattymystique** · 05-20-2009, 10:14 AM

Location: Dennis's bedroom

rofl

**pad** · 05-20-2009, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by Elite

So you keep your trash cans inside your house?

Nevermind; I wouldn't expect anything less from somebody who's been with Dennis.

Originally Posted by brittany

I just walked outside

she meant chimney, not fireplace

**djwombat** · 05-20-2009, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by pad

then you packed your vagina full of garbage and let him really go to town

loloololololol

**Pizza** · 05-20-2009, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by 042

shut the fuck up, March of 2009.

shut the fuck up, june 2008

**tadp0le** · 05-20-2009, 12:49 PM

hi pizza -waves-

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