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Thread: MJ makes a rockin' dinner..

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    Default MJ makes a rockin' dinner..



    NO LIE.

    & then i spill rice all over the floor cuz i don't know how to use a knife :(
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    show them tittehs

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    thats a small fork
    Whores will always whore.
    Hump and Dump.
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    tbh i dont like big forks.
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    It's really not a small fork, just the angle and the size of the breast on the plate.

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    you guys fuck?

    nicely played though.

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    i love being forked.




    (by mj)
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    Quote Originally Posted by r5a View Post
    you guys fuck?
    Yeah, right in front of my son and boyfriend ya ninny.
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    but now is a different story..
    let me see your bedroom bbdoll
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    hahahah
    les' itt

    ah ;]
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    this thread made me hungry and horny! wooo
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    oo csy lemme show u dem knees BB!

    you might even get 2 sneak a peak @ mjs
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    i love everything itt

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    ily stangy.
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    OMG~!~! SHOW ME DEM KNEEZ!

    Knee party @ MJ's?!?

    *is jealous*

    EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY STANG!

    wow i feel 16 atm~!~!!*~
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    CHEA!@~! c'mon over mang.
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    ugh im watching startdust with diana we're both topless sipping hibiscus tea and im smoking marijuana
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    ugh im jealous! i think we need 2 join your party instead.
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    we're about to break out da bottle of absolute and get crunk and take our pants off!@~!~!!!!

    ps we both work out
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    o shit son.. pix or shens.
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    im shy
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    Quote Originally Posted by csy View Post
    im shy
    he is, sometimes i lurk outside his house for hours waiting for him to get naked and what does he do?, showers with his pants on. fucking guy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinz View Post
    he is, sometimes i lurk outside his house for hours waiting for him to get naked and what does he do?, showers with his pants on. fucking guy!
    ya but at least i was eating a steak
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    Quote Originally Posted by csy View Post
    ya but at least i was eating a steak
    true but when i saw you scratch your ass with it then go back to eating it i vomited in my mouth.

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    i was in the shower, my ass was clean
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    Quote Originally Posted by csy View Post
    i was in the shower, my ass was clean
    damn u captain obvious you have eluded me once again ;[

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    rofl. STOP HIJACKING MY THREAD. damnit.
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    im sorry, ilu pirate<3 dinner looks great let mj paint on you and go on cam naked thx.

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    awesome thread
    Pikelet - Jam And Cream Style.

    TDC > Life.

    hai feds, sup.

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    Roflll aight idk where she went but when she gets back ill get painted up jus 4 u bb.
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    ass steak itt
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    is that teriyaki? or some other unknown flavor im not aware of? looks fucking good

    those green beans are green as hell too. looks they have a slight snap, just like i like
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    i love sugar snap peas
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    i'll suck you off for even an 8th of that

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    oh it was great. umm idk bbq i believe. i dont ask, i just eat. and it was nomnomnom!!!
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    clam slam after? sorry had to say it
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    ahaha. maybe ;]
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    whoa. what do you look like
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    You gotta try MJ's pasghetti!!!!! Or her bf's Italian wedding soup but that stuff takes like 2 days to make. It'll melt your face off tho it's so good!!!
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    hell ya! i jus told her what you said & she said at the end of the summer we shall get down wit sum sketti! nomnomnom. ill have to ask her bf next time i see him.

    great idea! <3
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    threesome with the bf it sounds like
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    ew no nis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pirate View Post
    hell ya! i jus told her what you said & she said at the end of the summer we shall get down wit sum sketti! nomnomnom. ill have to ask her bf next time i see him.

    great idea! <3
    End of summer????? Hmmmm... Mebbe I should finally come up and visit them... She's been promising to break my Philly cheesesteak cherry for a while now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swishersweet View Post
    is that teriyaki? or some other unknown flavor im not aware of? looks fucking good

    those green beans are green as hell too. looks they have a slight snap, just like i like
    Chicken was made on the smoker, marinaded beforehand in orange juice & bbq sauce, then smoked for about 2 hours, then bbq sauce on top.
    Fresh green beanies & rice too.
    Quote Originally Posted by betticus View Post
    You gotta try MJ's pasghetti!!!!! Or her bf's Italian wedding soup but that stuff takes like 2 days to make. It'll melt your face off tho it's so good!!!
    He's not allowed to make the soup unless we have many visitors, I can't eat that stuff for weeks on end.
    Pasghetti will be made (gluten free of course) the end of summer when the tomato's & green peppers are ripe.
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    threesome with the bf it sounds like
    Nah, he's gone.
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    End of summer????? Hmmmm... Mebbe I should finally come up and visit them... She's been promising to break my Philly cheesesteak cherry for a while now.
    Wtf you waiting for sir.
    End of summer I'll have vacation saved back up from surgery.
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    mj i wanna come over 1 day

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    We shall come to MJ's place and there shall be a feast of epic proportions.

    Also, sammiches will be made!
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    Quote Originally Posted by silent View Post
    mj i wanna come over 1 day
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    Cool

    It's really not small, just the angle and the size of the breast
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahimdrunkhaha haahahahahahhahaha

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    im hungry
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    active network! come chat if you're bored

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    me too

    Also, Erin
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