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Thread: do any ladies from dg want to date me?

  1. 06-10-2009, 04:21 PM #1
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    Default do any ladies from dg want to date me?

    let's face it, i'm a keeper

    you know it, i know it, it's just the way it is

    and this is what i can offer you on a nightly basis:

    you better back off before i jack off
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    wow
    I dont buy the whole humanity thing, I dont believe in my species. I dont believe in my country. I dont believe in religion. I dont believe in government. I dont believe in big business. I think its a game, a racket, a con. I enjoy not caring because it gives me a detachment, a separation. I see alot of people into politics who believe that 'Oh there's hope, only if we do this'. I dont believe that either.

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    haha
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    hidden camera?

    anyone know the story behind this?
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    nice vid
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    jesus fuck me on a cross christ


    i'll suck you off for even an 8th of that
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    she almost looks happy before the loop
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    crazy
    I Roll With Them Pretty Bitches, Them Witty Bitches, Them Never Actin Shitty Bitches


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  9. 06-10-2009, 04:44 PM #9
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    i do
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    i do
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    good luck bros
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    lol1
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    she's had more dicks in her than a Richard Reunion party.
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    What an offer!!! Id take it if i had a vagina
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    instead of on the bed he will be doing it inside a benzo
    smoke purp.



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    admit it, she called your dick small.

    http://www.efukt.com/20463_Never_Cal...ick_Small.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by kr0 View Post
    admit it, she called your dick small.

    http://www.efukt.com/20463_Never_Cal...ick_Small.html

    No, she just called him short.
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    Quote Originally Posted by T D View Post
    No, she just called him short.
    it pays to be bilingual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kr0 View Post
    admit it, she called your dick small.

    http://www.efukt.com/20463_Never_Cal...ick_Small.html
    hahahahhahaha
    you better back off before i jack off
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    Dumb blonde female. Before seeing this thread, I was like "-vomits-" and then now that I've seen it, 100% agree, come on ladies, it's a steal.
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  20. 06-10-2009, 06:22 PM #20
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    ROFLLLL
    I DIED WHEN I HEARD ' HEADSHOT ' ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
    HAHAHAHAHAHHAH
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    Now I Gotta Play A Little CS.!
    RoflRofl.
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    Damn, even I want in on this...
    A bleached asshole is a happy asshole! An asshole that has had laser hair removal and a bleaching is an asshole worthy of being rimmed.
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  22. 06-10-2009, 06:31 PM #22
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    Pad, we'd be happy together if you just don't ask me why I never take off my miniskirt or why I carry a gun everywhere. :[
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    jesus christ
    you better back off before i jack off
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    Quote Originally Posted by 043 View Post
    Pad, we'd be happy together if you just don't ask me why I never take off my miniskirt or why I carry a gun everywhere. :[
    Bwahahahaahahahaha....... lolz..... hahahahahah
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vince Strong View Post
    hidden camera?

    anyone know the story behind this?

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    lezbfrienz
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    i have claimed pad's glorious bhole in the name of CA Hackers and will soon plant my flag js donut hate me guise.
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    heh and afterwards we can just cuddle and listen to the beating of one another's heart
    I think it could work <3
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    9d8 itt



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    Quote Originally Posted by strawberrylaury View Post
    heh and afterwards we can just cuddle and listen to the beating of one another's heart
    I think it could work <3
    cuddle? what a fag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 043 View Post
    Pad, we'd be happy together if you just don't ask me why I never take off my miniskirt or why I carry a gun everywhere. :[
    The fucked up part is that this is true. :\
    Real breakthroughs are not found because you want to develop some new technology, but because you are curious and want to find out how the world is. Anton Zeilinger
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    Quote Originally Posted by pad View Post
    let's face it, i'm a keeper

    you know it, i know it, it's just the way it is

    and this is what i can offer you on a nightly basis:

    I like how she fixes her hair afterwards.
    Circumcised by faith.
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    rofl niggas just keepin his pimp hand strong


    dynastoned daily debauchery
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    i told her not to touch my fucking beer
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    Quote Originally Posted by 043 View Post
    cuddle? what a fag.
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    nice open fist ^^
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  39. 06-11-2009, 05:47 AM #39
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    the people in the gif are romanian
    theres also a video out there
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    Quote Originally Posted by ganjanaut View Post
    the people in the gif are romanian
    theres also a video out there
    There's a VIDEO????? What a bombshell you just dropped, we were all wondering if the gif came from somewhere or just materialized out of THE NOTHING.

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  41. 06-11-2009, 06:01 AM #41
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    no you materialized out of the nothing
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