North Korea responds with nuclear threats.

**betticus** · 06-13-2009, 08:55 PM

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsO...55B4D420090613

North Korea responds to U.N. with nuclear threats
Sat Jun 13, 2009 2:29pm EDT

By Miyoung Kim and Jon Herskovitz

SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea said on Saturday it would start a uranium enrichment program and weaponize all its plutonium in response to fresh U.N. sanctions, which the United States said it would work vigorously to enforce.

Pyongyang also threatened military action if Washington and its allies tried to isolate it.

The U.N. Security Council approved a resolution on Friday that banned all weapons exports from North Korea and most arms imports into the country. It authorized U.N. member states to inspect North Korean sea, air and land cargo, requiring them to seize and destroy shipped goods that violate the sanctions.

On Saturday, U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said North Korea's "continuing provocative actions are deeply regrettable.

"They have now been denounced by everyone and have become further isolated," Clinton said during a news conference with her Canadian counterpart in Niagara Falls, Canada.

"This was a tremendous statement on behalf of the world community that North Korea's pursuit of nuclear weapons and the capacity to deliver those weapons through missiles is not going to be accepted by the neighbors as well as the greater international community," Clinton said of the U.N. resolution.

KCNA news agency quoted an unnamed North Korean Foreign Ministry spokesman as saying in a statement, "We'll take firm military action if the United States and its allies try to isolate us.

**csy** · 06-13-2009, 08:56 PM

this is getting scary

**Audio** · 06-13-2009, 08:56 PM

lets blow the chinks up now before they get the chance

**betticus** · 06-13-2009, 09:01 PM

I was just wondering if we should go ahead and nuke the capitol of North Korea, wipe their leadership off the face of the planet and also nuke Iran's nuclear weapon development site.

**linx** · 06-13-2009, 09:05 PM

crazy, scary shit...damn

**theredspecial** · 06-13-2009, 09:07 PM

I'll call their bluff

**dp4perchas3r** · 06-13-2009, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by betticus

I was just wondering if we should go ahead and nuke the capitol of North Korea, wipe their leadership off the face of the planet and also nuke Iran's nuclear weapon development site.

Iran has a nuclear weapon development site? lulz

**HavinThangs** · 06-13-2009, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by csy

this is getting scary

You shut the fuck up you jewrat piece of shit you know nothing.

**nox** · 06-13-2009, 09:19 PM

i hope they do something... crazy asians need to get fucked up before they get better bombs

**synaesthesia** · 06-13-2009, 09:35 PM

let it be noted that its only through China's direct complicity that the Pyongyang regime is able to get away with such deliberately antagonistic behavior

**csy** · 06-13-2009, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by HavinThangs

You shut the fuck up you jewrat piece of shit you know nothing.

nope

**HavinThangs** · 06-13-2009, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by csy

nope

Let me rephrase that so you don't think it's a question

**csy** · 06-13-2009, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by HavinThangs

Let me rephrase that so you don't think it's a question

you know this is the internet, and you are nothing, right?

**josez** · 06-13-2009, 09:49 PM

csy, its tony montana, bro. he'll chop up ur family with a chainsaw.

**HavinThangs** · 06-13-2009, 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by csy

you know this is the internet, and you are nothing, right?

want to meet up then? I can get a plane ticket and be at your trailer park by morning.

**csy** · 06-13-2009, 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by josez

csy, its tony montana, bro. he'll chop up ur family with a chainsaw.

he died already im not worried

Originally Posted by HavinThangs

want to meet up then? I can get a plane ticket and be at your trailer park by morning.

you don't even know me and you're trying to insult my housing? im pretty sure we know where you stand on the intelligence ladder

while i leave the computer to go watch a movie i'm sure you're going to reply to this post and i will never return to read it

my dick in your ass

**betticus** · 06-13-2009, 09:54 PM

Oshit!!! First it's North Korea and now havinthangs ... Talkin shit!

**HavinThangs** · 06-13-2009, 09:57 PM

Haha you're seriously playing that card? "Waste of my time bro, ima just walk away and not read it lolz."

Oh well, for all intents and purposes, you've lost. Good game my half semitic, half hispanic friend.

**vettefever17** · 06-13-2009, 09:57 PM

Get ready for a draft if that gets kicked off. Especially, if china decided to attack too.

**josez** · 06-13-2009, 09:59 PM

ayo havinthangs ill fight you, you faggot.

**HavinThangs** · 06-13-2009, 10:00 PM

Give me a time and a place negro. I'll slit your throat and fuck the wound, that's a guarantee. Catch a slug in the chest fucking with me..

**josez** · 06-13-2009, 10:03 PM

no, you name it.

**prod** · 06-13-2009, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by HavinThangs

Give me a time and a place negro. I'll slit your throat and fuck the wound, that's a guarantee. Catch a slug in the chest fucking with me..

uh oh an internet hardass..

everyone watch out this keyboard warrior is no joke! his text is so intimidating!!!!

**HavinThangs** · 06-13-2009, 10:05 PM

Pictured above: Last known photo of HavinThangs

**josez** · 06-13-2009, 10:06 PM

name the place, im so fuckin furious right now. argh!

**prod** · 06-13-2009, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by HavinThangs

banned with funbux

quoted above; yo ass got bant nigga!

**smokey** · 06-13-2009, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by prod

quoted above; yo ass got bant nigga!

who would do such a thing to such a faggot?

**prod** · 06-13-2009, 10:09 PM

idk but i commend that gracious user for temporarily saving us from that incredibly frightening and intimidating poster on this here internets forum!

**josez** · 06-13-2009, 10:10 PM

he never named a time nor place :(

**smokey** · 06-13-2009, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by josez

he never named a time nor place :(

well i hear the certain user who banned him is off work next week and will make sure the tough guy is not around haha...$$$$

**PossessingItems** · 06-13-2009, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by smokey

well i hear the certain user who banned him is off work next week and will make sure the tough guy is not around haha...$$$$

Because it's so much damn effort to make new accounts, amirite??

**josez** · 06-13-2009, 10:43 PM

actually new accounts get banned also :x

**TheJokerOCG** · 06-13-2009, 10:45 PM

Crazy ass zipperheads

**PossessingItems** · 06-13-2009, 10:45 PM

For $10 maybe. There are more proxies than there is money in that kid's piggy bank. Besides, I didn't do anything really bannable, I'm just talking shit because it's offensive that some random can squelch me like that. If I had known the rules, I would of been dishing out $10 bans all over the fucking place.

**nox** · 06-13-2009, 10:50 PM

ok cool u done

**prod** · 06-13-2009, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by PossessingItems

For $10 maybe. There are more proxies than there is money in that kid's piggy bank. Besides, I didn't do anything really bannable, I'm just talking shit because it's offensive that some random can squelch me like that. If I had known the rules, I would of been dishing out $10 bans all over the fucking place.

that's the joy of funbux, you can pay to ban any person for any reason. you don't have to 'do something bannable' because they pay for it.

also, proxy all you want but they'll find them eventually and ban any new accounts created while funbux banned permanently. they might even throw on additional time to your original ban for creating so many dupes.

nbd js.

**goatmale** · 06-13-2009, 11:40 PM

they can barely keep there people fed without sucking china's dick. How are they going to enrich uranium.

**ih8** · 06-14-2009, 12:01 AM

Originally Posted by betticus

wipe their leadership off the face of the planet and also nuke Iran's nuclear weapon development site.

You know our glorious democratic party gave them permission to go ahead on nuclear power. As long as its "power grid related", how gullible can washington be. It's time that America wakes up.

**josez** · 06-14-2009, 12:02 AM

no war between classes, no peace between nations.

**dbolm666** · 06-14-2009, 12:10 AM

fuck it lets bomb them gooks and open up some more mc donalds and wal-marts over there

**josez** · 06-14-2009, 12:11 AM

Originally Posted by dbolm666

fuck it lets bomb them gooks and open up some more mc donalds and wal-marts over there

a+ troll

**ReDNeCk GuRL** · 06-14-2009, 01:23 AM

NK does this every so often in order to strong-arm the 1st world into giving them stuff. That, and Kim Jung needed to rally his people in order to ensure a smooth transition of power to his son, which just happened recently. They aren't going to actually nuke anybody. It's funny how effective it is, though: In the diplomatic world, you have to pretend to take the threat seriously, or your civilians, not knowing their asses from their elbows, get all uppity about their politicians "ignoring the grave threat." NK knows this, and they play the game well. So... we and everybody else will end up giving them shit, even though we all know they aren't actually going to attack anybody.

NK leadership acts crazy. It's not. At least, not crazy in the sense that they're going to go off and do something that will result in their destruction. Self-preservation comes first. Same goes for Iran.

Isn't the first time, won't be the last time.

**mhu** · 06-14-2009, 01:25 AM

Originally Posted by betticus

Pyongyang also threatened military action if Washington and its allies tried to isolate it.

How much of a hole is Kim Jong Il living in if he doesn't realized that he's already living in a hole. It can't get much worse than it already is.

I didn't think we even had anything left to take away from them.